Zach Wallace

UMN Proud | I'd like to think I'm above average funny | If you're not full of yourself who is?

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

@Cantguardmike How the offseason going tho @drewbrees

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Forest Hills Drive is the single best album of the last decade

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Don't you just love it when your phone plays Closer when you're on shuffle

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

When your Apple Watch tells you it's time to stand up but you have class for another hour without a break

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Watching somebody move their hands up and down in a sink trying to get the water to turn on is too funny

[Carolina Panthers @Panthers]

#MINvsCAR

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

My dad can't find my birth certificate so I guess I'm an illegal

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

We have a generation that thinks equality and fairness are the same thing

[Phil Kessel @PKessel81]

Just sitting around the house tonight w my dog. Felt like I should be doing something important, but couldn't put my finger on it.

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

I still love shut up and dance by WTM and I don't care

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Why doesn't @tacobell @TacoBellTeam have flaming hot Cheetos taco shells 🌮🔥

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

It's 2016, why do we not require all rapists to register as sex offenders

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Chevy is hardcore in love with JD Power

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Rip https://t.co/YOkoSrUys9

[Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo]

Meet handsome new silverback - Harambe! http://t.co/ZJgPBl4GIk

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

Life is short. Tell somebody you care about them today. You never know when the last time you will see them.

[Zach Wallace @Burbujaboi]

@Jonb41er I will gladly

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to?

[Cam Meekins @CamMeekins]

ill prob finish blazed and confused 3 tonight and drop it sometime soon but if this gets 1000 RT ill drop it today. spread the word.