mitchell burch

[mitchell burch @Burch__8]

When you're a parent, and you cause more drama than your kid, you know there's a problem

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

My uncle used to be a magician and his favorite trick was turning a 12 pack of Budweiser into domestic violence

[Dick “Looney Bin” Fuckington, CPA 🇹🇹 @dick_fuckingtin]

I think bars should display beer prices like a gas station

[biz @bizzedmypants]

Me 14 beers deep at my nephew’s birthday party telling him to back shoulder fade

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

*heartbreaking season ending loss to bitter rival*

Connor Essegian:

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Kash Patel @Kash_Patel]

For the very concerned media - yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted Gold Medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys- Greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth. 👊🏼🏒🇺🇸

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

In a world full of Megan Rapinoes, be a Jack Hughes

[brit @pashedmotatos]

They really wanted the men’s hockey team to give the president a lecture on identity politics mid beer bong

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped

[John Bauer @JB27113]

I need Greg Gard on a ship to Singapore by tomorrow

I can’t take this anymore

[keinan @keinanf21]

Tryna take @malika_andrews to the Daytona 500

[Patrick Beverley @patbev21]

Belt 2 A$$ tour starts in Milwaukee #FearTheDeer @PatBevPod

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Giannis and Lillard together with the Bucks

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: The Portland Trail Blazers are trading guard Damian Lillard to the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Three-time All-Star Khris Middleton has agreed on a new three-year, $102 million deal to stay with the Milwaukee Bucks, his agents Mike Lindeman and Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tell ESPN. Middleton keeps franchise a championship contender with his return. Player option.

[mitchell burch @Burch__8]

@pete_brey12 Congrats petey