NotBurgie

Everything you read on here combines to make a coded manifesto for my evil plans

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Raw dog your homies 🫩

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Whenever somebody tells me they like Mushoku Tensei I just assume they're a weirdo pervert

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Every year Discord puts out Halloween noises and every year they auto toggle it on and piss me off

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

There's something seriously wrong with geometry dash players

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

I hate doing laundry, not because I'm lazy but because everytime I move the clothes from the washer to the dryer something falls on the floor and it makes me want to pull my head off like a barbie doll

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Twitter genius almost discovers the difference between mass and weight

[7 @Perfekt_Shawn]

Didn’t Marvel explicitly state Pym Particles conserve your mass?
​That means Scott still weighs 180 pounds here. A 180-pound man trying to punch an armored space whale wouldn't knock it out, he’d just launch his own body backwards into the dirt

[Sarcastic Isabella @SarcasticIsabel]

Hey @grok, why does Elon Musk, have this body shape? What’s the science behind the “barrel chest” look?

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Why do we always get serial killers who go after prostitutes and homeless people and never any serial killers who go after rapists or child predators

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

No way R6 has a GTA style cheat code that let's you just crash lobbies

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Try and solo queue rainbow six siege ranked without feeling doom and despair challenge

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

ranked 3.0 has banger matchmaking but in return I get 4 teammates with 0 comms and one of them has champ rewards in plat but he can't get more than 3 kills

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

My scroll wheel just stopped working until I googled "why scroll wheel not working"

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

"trad wife" wannabe daughter or meta glasses pickup artist son

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Watch out for Steve Lobster he's on the come up

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

Call me crazy but if a game is rated M you should be allowed to talk shit in the chat

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

why the FUCK do people buy advertisements on instagram for their selfies

[puter @modelocigarette]

my wife has decided to collab with me on a boner

[NotBurgie @BurgieNot]

solo q'ing r6 ranked and there's a dude on my team beatboxing nonstop idk if god's real but I hope he gets struck by lightning

[✯ @vognon_]

she gets prettier every time i look at her

[Toxqa @NotToxqa]

they should add the ability to turn the gun on yourself in r6