Burke

Mediocrity at its okay-est. RIP Hair 2019-2021

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

After reading my previous tweet, which again, I truly do not remember writing, my a fire sparked in my brain and I wrote down a concept for a book/tv series/D and D character/ new cryptid

I don’t know what to do with this :/

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@MBTYuGiOh Quite possibly the stupid ban of all time. A card that, along with its archetype, was doing damn near NOTHING, got hit for marketing reasons

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@dormant000 Yu-Jo Friendship 2!

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

Multiverse story with Ghost Rider and Rocky from “Project Hail Mary” please

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Just announced in Hall H:

Ryan Gosling joins the MCU in Marvel Studios' Ghost Rider, directed by Shawn Levy. Only in theaters 2028. #SDCC

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

Just announced in Hall H:

Ryan Gosling joins the MCU in Marvel Studios' Ghost Rider, directed by Shawn Levy. Only in theaters 2028. #SDCC

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@EiratheIntern It was your way for most of history. People routinely died in the streets of hunger or lived their lives doing nothing but working, eating, and sleeping. It was objectively awful. If you claim to disagree, you’re lying. You just think you’d be the one paying others that little

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@danae_hudlow But 1) Pegs isn’t a critical word here so it doesn’t matter and 2) He elected to define wardrobe, for some reason, so that problem is solved

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@danae_hudlow I would argue the only “tough” words for kids here are pegs and wardrobe, as both of those just aren’t really used by a lot of people now a days. Well wardrobe is but usually it’s referring to the collection of clothes rather than a room or piece of furniture

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@sashsnowy The unabomber be like

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@MBTYuGiOh All due respect to the late, grate Kazuki Takahashi but the Winged Dragon of Ra Promo looks goofy with its super small head. Also it’s holding a rock for some reason?

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@TrevorAllenMD @MBTYuGiOh The kicker is they HAVE to know these were the wrong decision to some degree because a lot of the “celebrations” around these cards is us getting GOOD artworks

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@BriaSolely What’s the opposite of a jump scare? Jump extremely-pleasant surprise?

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

Do you remember when you descended to Hell? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@wowihatethisshi I’m so sorry for your loss frog 🫂

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@grovymango In the most positive and nicest way possible. This looks like a default iPhone wallpaper

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

it's fucking insane you can't get a chicago dog outside of chicago. we need a national education program. WPA style program to build chicago dog restaurants in every city in america

[chuckie bradshaw @charlestoyou]

Idk yall, niggas in the hood who are natives do call Chicago, “the raq”, and old school Chicago niggas who are natives do call Chicago, “Chi-Town” lmao idk why yall get on this bitch and lie

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@mandophotos A very appropriate number of likes

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@MBTYuGiOh Name of the game is a shoulders back, facing and looking at the camera, closed mouth smile.

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@House_of_Champs I will never stop loving the fact that these have the “this card cannot be used in a duel” text. Like I’m gonna be in the middle of an TOSS match and throw down this dark law

[Burke @BurkeIncorp]

@KillerKeeWee BESIDES?