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Glasgow life, 28% crispy rolls

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

And now, you believe us.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @LeeAndersonMP_ tell us about visiting Reform UK's new Councillor Andy Arnold, Wombwell in Barnsley at his tattoo parlour.

Tell us about his cover-up tat. The one he got to cover up his right-facing swastika.

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

Jesus wept

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

I remember being shown round a flat in Edinburgh by the owner. 5 students having a look round, and while in one of the bedrooms some poor lad woke up and looked terrified. The owner hadn't bothered to tell the current occupants that she was planning a viewing.

[SonnyBoy🇺🇸 @gotrice2024]

This woman was sleeping in her apartment when the realtor comes by to show the apartment to get a start on renting out the apartment when the current tenant leaves soon.

The realtor just lets herself in, doesn’t even knock, the tenant wasn’t dressed. Even after the tenant tells her she’s not dressed she still insists on seeing the apartment. It wasn’t until the other potential tenant said something that the realtor backs off.

There is a level of entitlement when it comes to people entering an occupied space without warning, I would report her for invading my privacy, would that be appropriate?

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

I would absolutely end someone if they tried to do this to Taco!

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

@KayLFC05_ @johngibbonsblog games not even on yet and it's started!

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

This is a classic demonstration of Troxler’s effect. Stare at the green circle for a few moments, and the yellow circle will seemingly vanish from view

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

@asubparusername If you lived in Glasgow you would realise that this policy is not about teenagers at all. The area is full of junkies, so much so that average people do everything they can to avoid it.

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

A modern day hero!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Watching Gary Oldman crack up at fart sounds dubbed into his own scenes and laughing until he’s in tears might just be the purest joy you’ll see all day.

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

When we got one of these for Taco, thinking he'd be having Brum style adventures all day. Turns out he just sleeps like a champion all day. My boy!

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Button. His family decided he was ready to be left home alone for the first time today. As it turns out, freedom can be a little awkward. 12/10

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

Honestly I see this guy and can confidently say that I have had more fun in a single weekend that he's had his whole life. What an absolute waste of a fortune.

I hope his kids spend his fortune on coke and hookers when he's not looking!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

>Be Bryan Johnson
>Decide at 42 that death is optional if you have enough money and no personality
>Hire a team of 30 doctors to monitor your every function
>Eat 1,977 calories of carefully engineered beige paste per day
>Take 111 supplements
>Go to bed at 8:30pm
>Inject yourself with your own son's plasma like some kind of polite vampire
>Spend $2 million per year on this
>Biological age reduced by approximately 5 years after 3 years of effort
>Announce you are "reversing aging"
>Look somehow older than when you started
>Go on podcasts to explain that you no longer experience joy, but your telomeres are excellent
>Announces optimal body temperature is now 35°C
>Says it’s “metabolically efficient”
>Essentially refrigerated

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Jon Favreau demonstrates how to make the perfect grilled cheese in Chef (2014) 🤤

This scene is perfect. No tension, no drama, just butter, bread, cheese, and the sound of it sizzling like therapy.

[Oli Dugmore @OliDugmore]

The combined tuition fees of the entire Question Time panel would not cover my cost for 1 year of uni.

Is that fair?

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

If that was the last time, then it might have been the best one.

[Burkey @BurkeyBrap]

The greatest to ever do it!

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Me, when people use the Bible as an excuse for their prejudices.

[James @exhaustdata]

The original has been lost to time but this is an extremely important post to me