Blane Burkhalter

I am here to be me.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After years of rebuilding OTHER nations, we are finally rebuilding OUR nation. We are finally putting AMERICA FIRST! #KAG2020

[Funny Videos @trendingmemess]

“You gotta goooo” 💀💀

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

@netflix "How hard can this be?"

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Yeah, damit Brayden! @bburkhalter02

[Funny Videos @trendingmemess]

She must be fun at parties 🤡

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Best sentence from out of nowhere today, "Goddam I have such large traps!"

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Why is it "A" for effort? Effort starts with an "E".
Its because you were that bad.

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

True pain is falling asleep watching a new tv series, to wake up a season and a half later

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

So Iowa announces its tornado warnings when they off?

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Mom: Blane, we have a mic drop emoji right?
Me: ...

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Google, help me out here

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

There are two kinds of people. They're either dead or alive.

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

They better play some of that #SweetVictory now! After that tease

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

You know its a cold day in hell when youre talking with a friend and realize, as you give him advice, that youre a failed relationship expert.

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Is your college a comedy stage like mine?

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

Dangerously cold temperatures are being reported. Please avoid going outside this afternoon and evening unless you have a lightsaber and tauntaun on hand

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

*My Dad, Brother, and I sitting in the back seat of the car*
Dad:*Whispering* "You're riding bitch"

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Live poker tourney in t-10.5 hours

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

You've seen what @KyleRudolph82 can do on the field.

But off the field?

He's touched more lives than you could ever imagine.

#WPMOYChallenge Rudolph

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Is it too late to drop out and just make a living playing poker?

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

#Standuptoharvard

[Blane Burkhalter @BurkhalterBlane]

Never have I felt attacked for doing the things that I do, but this makes me mad. Harvard has gone to far and needs to stop. Please read more and help sign to fight injustice
Instagram Page w/ info:
https://t.co/FHpkeUymGb
Petition to help fight:
https://t.co/OWoITlrwFx