Can’t believe Nike got Ja shipped right to Portland them shoes goin so crazy them folks said you ain’t fuckin this shit up for us NO MORE nigga bring ya ass to headquarters
It’s NFL Sunday. Get to the bar at noon. Order a bucket of Coors Light. Something easy, it’s a long day. Start with the nachos. Check your bets and fantasy lineup. Juices are flowing. Last minute anytime TD parlay before kickoff. Shot of makers mark at halftime. Then Buffalo wings with blue cheese. Always blue cheese. Walk outside for a cigarette. Get some sunshine. Then back in and order that Hazy IPA on draft you’ve been staring at all day. Enjoy every sip bc you’ll regret it tomorrow. You’ll want the burger for the 4pm slate but best to stick with sliders. Irish coffee if you’re staying for the SNF game. If not, just switch to a single tall whisky coke. Uber home. Don’t say anything to your wife, just go straight to the shower. Do it again next weekend. And the weekend after. And the weekend after that.
You might be noticing that a lot of Zionists are obsessively smearing Russia.
Thankfully ClockTower X, (which is the project of the Israeli Ministry of Foreign affairs) explicitly notes in their FARA documents that a part of their propaganda program targeting Americans will teach that antisemitism comes from Russia. And that me and Tucker Carlson are therefore sourcing our talking points from Russia. (Note, these documents were filed before my family trip to Russia was even planned.)
Israel is behind trying to train Americans to be Russophobic.
I wonder why.
Also, you have to appreciate the irony of literal foreign agents using a technique to smear Americans as foreign agents.
one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”
here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.