Bur

[tania @tanifernands]

cr7, monogamia y familia.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Bur @Burn0t]

@WeamBenDervish @zoldsic @zevcept Can you send me too please?

[ye @kanyewest]

https://t.co/CadLZNd26b

#ye

[Bur @Burn0t]

@00maiku

[Bur @Burn0t]

@DbHierro

[Bur @Burn0t]

@juankope grité siuuu como si mi vida dependiera de ello

[Grok @grok]

@leandrindomalaq @whatsaputa Eu sou um pobre retardado.

[Lilly @thelillygaddis]

Niggas in Paris

[acervo joji 📂 @jojiacervo]

SHE SAID NICE TO MEET YA, NICE TO KNOW YA
AND LEFT ME AT THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA
#JOJI
#PITW

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🤍 Real Madrid have uploaded a video of all Cristiano Ronaldo goals for the club on Youtube for his birthday.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

"ai is replacing us"

i’d love to see an ai crash out over a girl he's not even dating

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

Chosing which site to stream my suicide on

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

queued into one of my ex's in ranked yesterday

dated her 2 years ago

haven't spoken since

she's on enemy team

support

i'm ADC duoing with rins

different kind of tension when you're laning against someone who you've dated

loaded into game, saw her name, felt my heart rate spike

not from nerves. from competitiveness mixed with something else

this isn't just another ranked game anymore

this is personal

here's what happens when you queue into your ex:

every trade is psychological warfare
every kill feels like winning the breakup
every death feels like she's vindicated for leaving

i'm not playing league anymore.

i'm playing "prove i'm better off now" simulator

she all-ins us level 2

gets the kill on rins

types nothing

that silence is louder than any flame

i know what that means. "i'm better now"

so i adjust. play different. more aggressive than i used to with her.

freeze wave, off tempo aggression, get the kill

still type nothing

because silence is the power move

we're having an entire conversation through gameplay

no words. just violence and subtext

rins asks "you good?"
yeah i'm fine

she roams mid, comes back to lane

i know this pattern. we ran it 400 games together.

but i'm not the same player anymore

catch her face checking bush, get the kill

she types "?"

THERE IT IS

the first crack in the silence

that question mark contains 2 years of unspoken tension

we're 4/0 in lane at 15 minutes

rins: "we're gapping them"
yeah we are

and some part of me needs my ex to see that

needs her to know i'm winning with someone else now

that i moved on and UP

we win the game

she types in all chat: "ggwp"
i type: "ggwp"

that's it. that's the whole conversation

but we both know what we're really saying

"i'm doing better"
"you should be happy for me"
"but you're not"
"HAVE FUN WITH HER"

here's the thing about high elo dating:

the pool is small

you WILL queue into your ex

you WILL have to lane against them

and it WILL feel like therapy mixed with competition

some people can't handle it.

but if you're serious about climbing? you play it out.

use that tension. channel that history into performance.

she knows your patterns? change them.

she expects you to play safe? all-in.

turn the emotional warfare into LP

high elo dating teaches you: don't let personal shit affect your climb

your ex is just another player in queue

the history doesn't matter if you're the one taking their nexus

Study the Saskio & Rins way

[Bur @Burn0t]

@jojiacervo This is like gimme love parallel universe

[xTittan @xTittan_]

Es el primer "No te soporto"