Anji Berger

female. Not single. Enjoys hilarity.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard Your work may not even allow it, I would check first. My work doesn't allow it due to conflicts of interest. But they're usually pretty good about transferring one of the couple to a sister company for equivalent pay. 🤷‍♀️

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@AngeeGabs You can find someone to take over the remainder of your lease.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@AngeeGabs I was managing a restaurant at the time and one of the employees husband's friends was moving to Alberta from Ontario and needed work. I needed à kitchen manager so I hired him. He was cute, had no friends here so I figured I'd show him around the city, the rest is history.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard I dated a dude named Darcy once...but he turned out to be a pretty terrible dude.... so I don't fuck around with that anymore.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard @AgathaChocolats Omg it looks exactly like him 😭

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard Yeah just need a new tail light and a new paint job

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

Edmonton drivers are the absolute worst. Please drive for the conditions... getting rear ended on your lunch break sucks.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard My company is having a Christmas party, but it's in Calgary so I'm not going :(

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard Some parts should ve, others might not, depends. Easy to order online tho.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard Love me some ants on a log lol

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@AngeeGabs I've heard good things about that pretty litter stuff. And supposedly you can buy it on Amazon.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@AngeeGabs I live for this kind of quality content.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mizbon Why are people such jerks? Why can't they just enjoy things? Like if you took that stick out of your ass maybe you'd see that drag race is dope as hell, Absolute fire 🔥

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

Not looking forward to taking the bus to an interview for a driving job 🙃

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@AngeeGabs I feel like I just have bad luck with phone services they keep telling me to go to their website and wait for my approval well it never shows and bow I've been accessing it so often the activity was deemed suspicious and locked me out so now I have to call them to get back in 🙄

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

Yaasssss!

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

I approve of this library tweet.

[Anji Berger @Burnedtoast13]

@mygnarlybeard I saw her post on fb and I CRIED. Poor strap 😢