BurnerBob (chonkaholic)

Not a burner. Please credit @burnerbob for all takes.

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All of Winterfell:

The army of the dead:

Arya:

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Someone needs to make a spoof of the “secure the package” scene from the Interview based on the NBA bubble with JR Smith and Dion Waiters making some rookie keister an ounce of weed

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Can’t wait to see what OBJ’s reaction when the NFL asks him to wear a dental dam

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@BuffaloBilly97 @deanrach Buffalo bill tryna smush

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@GUHoyasMSoccer Who’s the short one in the first row? Have followed the team for 5 years and honestly never saw him play once.

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Deontae Wilder wearing my 2012 25-man heroic lich king armor set

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Sophie Turner finding out that you can’t vape while pregnant

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Still can’t believe Cowboy putt that dumb fucking hat on after getting mollywhopped by McGregor

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@RobbieBarstool Do it pussy

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Find you a guy that loves you as much as JJ Abrams loves writing shitty movies about things that destroy planets

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@BuffaloBilly97 @TexasFootball You showed them!

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In Elizabeth Warren’s America baby Yoda would have been aborted! #sadtruth

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Jason Garrett seeing all the news articles saying this is a must win game

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@barstoolsports It’s 13-7, you tha clown

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Dak putting the throwing glove on

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@JonRothstein Where’s the Georgetown tweet, asshole

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@BuffaloBilly97 @NissanUSA Dumb bitch

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@JayGlazer Zeke bitch

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@bennyjohnson Papi lookin good in that turtleneck doe

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Y’all think the USWNT menstral cycles are aligned?