Rufus “Uni-ball” Clark

Michigan State class of 98’ || Lebron James lover || Jerry Jones assassin || Testicular Cancer Survivor

[Rufus “Uni-ball” Clark @BurnerRQ_]

My fellow spartans:

I have an ultrasound scheduled at 6:30 today to see if I have testicular cancer.

I felt a lump in my sack 2 weeks ago.

Will update.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Unemployment: 1
My league mates: 0

[Zack @zackwaxx]

Brealen Allen szn

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

Mike Evans had to check who No. 16 was (it was Trevon Diggs) during this in game trash talk.

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

NFC East coaching

[* @6Blackhawks]

Philly and Dallas both 2-3

[DrippysWrld⁶𓅓✭ @HoodiDowns]

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From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
25. Oct. 2014, 3am

Christian Parker, nice guy, we should invite him

[Mike🏴‍☠️ @DallasBTA]

Cowboys win and fox changes to a Jalen Hurts fumble and pick immediately

[🌪️ @AdonaiHQ]

we outmeated malik😂😂

[Chuy ✭ @YoungChuy23]

First successful Eagles hate watch of the season

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

a successful hatewatch after your team already loses is genuinely a top 5 experience in this life

[Rufus “Uni-ball” Clark @BurnerRQ_]

@defytalkcowboys WERE GAY

[Defy @defytalkcowboys]

The retarded head coach is obsessed with giving this slug 60 touches a game for 8 yards and 2 fumbles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Defy @defytalkcowboys]

You are literally subhuman if you think Ferguson is a top 60 tight end in football

[Defy @defytalkcowboys]

🤣🤣🤣 Get this fucking worthless pile of shit off my roster dude

[Rufus “Uni-ball” Clark @BurnerRQ_]

@defytalkcowboys move us to Brazil

[Herd Bros @TheHerdBros]

I am dying. This is the greatest student radio call of all time.

[Tony 🥷🏾 @realniggaism]

I swear you can say some shit like “damn my girl ride dick good” and here come eagles fans saying “She don’t ride better than Jalen though” 🤦🏾‍♂️