Muggs

professional bag fumbler that’s always right,
wears a hearing aid at 25 years old

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

He’s my national hero. None of that pedo crazy bullshit. Just consenting sex workers and crack. My goat

[Garfield’s cheese @butter_melons]

#friday #mood

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

If this is true, you just got your friend fired

[NBA @NBAWAY0FFS]

Text I received from a Lakers staffer currently at the facility in La.

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

@Gideoomatic People really don’t understand how hard it is to step up and do this. Especially without ever taking one since most likely he was on a youth team

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

He’s so fucking funny #mygoat

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Messi meets Spider-Man in a new teaser for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Messi has scored on Jordan, but not LeBron.

Just something to think about.

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Nah this aura is absolutely crazy

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Did we hurt your feelings being able to talk to women like normal human beings?

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

I hate to give props to a shit brand like p***market but this is very funny

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨 Christian Eriksen had a 6.9 match rating when he collapsed on the pitch

Ronaldo’s first half rating vs Columbia is currently 6.7

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Pop base is based

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lionel Messi extends his record as the top goalscorer in World Cup history. (19)

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

We will carry the agenda, but this is horrendous goalkeeping

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MESSI DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST 🐐

(via @FOXSports)

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Another successful Ronaldo hate watch

[໊ @luredmuses]

melanie going off on sincere about how unfaithful and a liar he is just to stay coupled up with him. #LoveIslandUSA

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

That man know he got her on lock lmaoooo

[🦂 @jkcidal]

melanie went off on him i’m fucking crying😭😭😭

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Would have laughed very hard

[Adam @_dams0n]

22 year old coworker is telling us at happy hour that he’s surprised his Hinge date tomorrow has never had an espresso martini given that she’s bisexual

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

@runyoahhdown @_tio_sam__ @RunUpNYK @joshhart Quick question man, how would you feel if Texas made students read the Torah or Quran?

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

I love niche Chicago tweets

[just matt @questionableway]

guy on the red line stopped the train and hit the emergency call button just to ask if we were going to north and clybourn

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Another win for the fat boys

#ottno

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In The Sopranos, James Gandolfini was so hot Sarah Shahi would keep kissing him even after they said “cut.”

“I remember thinking to myself, like ‘How am I going to get turned on by this 47-year-old, large, balding man? Like, there’s nothing. Oh boy, did it work for me.”

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

@parmesanlover1 Need more Antonio Contes and not his hair transplant :(

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Don’t tempt me with a good time!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: The DSA… this is their platform. They put this on paper!  

Abolish the electoral college or replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy, expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and rank choice voting in all elections… End all military and economic aid to Israel, prosecute US and Israeli leaders responsible for the genocide in Gaza

[Muggs @BurnerTypical]

Thank goodness this is easily seen as AI, but holy shit fuck these people

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

🚨 Park Police Hunting for the “Reflecting Pool Dipper”

U.S. Park Police have released video and photos asking the public to identify an individual seen briefly reaching into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool on June 19. They’re investigating it as destruction of government property after major damage was found in the new sealant.

The entire interaction lasted only a few seconds.

Have you seen this person or someone who resembles them?

(Video: AI based on released images)