Andy Dwyer’s Alter Ego

I am the official PARODY account of Burt Macklin, the actual alter ego of a TV character. I am a Coach fan. I bought SPCX at $201!

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@Calltoart @AntiquarianMuse So since it took you just as long, you’re saying you’re a moron too.

At least you’re honest.

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@Calltoart @AntiquarianMuse It’s working well enough to know you left capslock on.

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@AndreasSteno You trump fluffers are comical. You can’t really be this goddamn stupid, can you?

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@AndreasSteno So it took billions and billions of dollars, a depleted arms stockpile, dozens of dead troops, 100s more injured, just to get things back to where they were before the Orange fatfuck decided to take orders from Israel? You do, I hope, realize you’re a fucking moron.

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@AndreasSteno Made up graph. Not based on reality.

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@StevenCheung47 The Strait of Hormuz is closed, Odd Job. Trump closed it.

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@Calltoart @AntiquarianMuse Wow. How long did it take you to come up with that clever comeback?

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@Calltoart @AntiquarianMuse This you, fuckstick?

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@Thiss_Youu Even better now that we know those cars were rented.

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@Sex__phd @cfbcampustour @3YearLetterman Dr. Sux, you couldn’t be more wrong. Delete yore account.

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@AdmiralEdoe @cfbcampustour @3YearLetterman Ethel, that’s a treasonous thought. Delete yore account.

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@cfbcampustour @3YearLetterman Let’s not forget TCU’s Carter Stadium (named for Jimmy Carter, America’s greatest dead peanut farmer) and Penn State’s Beaver Stadium (named for Bill Clinton, America’s greatest beaver sniffer).

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@Acyn He’s a fucking moron.

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I reported a guy for doxxing Jane Doe at the center of the Cornell U crimes. Got a report back from this app that says “Our support team has determined that a violation of our Rules did not take place…”

So Leon’s okay with doxxing now. Good to know.

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@TravisWGillmore @SusieWiles47 @WhiteHouse Why would you call all those morons out for their trumptardedness?

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@SusieWiles47 Have you always been a moron?

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@JDVance Can you pinpoint the day you went full trumptard?

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@ConservTXmom @KenPaxtonTX

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@KenPaxtonTX Randy White suffers from a profound case of Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE), a malady afflicting many former NFl players. He's virtually brain dead.

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@StephenM Gfy