Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan

slut for Noah Kahan and soft cheeses

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

Actually mine is being forced to put my face in the rat cage from 1984

[Stella @skyrocketstella]

every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

Leaping on to the Boston Logan economy shuttle with a bunch of luggage in exact harmony with the @Hozier scream in @NoahKahan Northern Attitude. Crunchy snow on the ground, feels like 8 degrees. Come on this shit is a movie. #home

[La Bella Don @misshepbvrn]

I’m always due for a dim-lit dinner and martini while looking sexy

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

It’s crazy that the only option is to get life saving medication from a @cvspharmacy when they are all run so fucking dog shit lol like this is the best we got

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@NoahKahan @KelseaBallerini @RecordingAcad Fuck the pundits you’re the tits @NoahKahan

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@KahanArchive Hiii I was out of the blue fest for both of these and the adlib daylight performance was the day before the night time performance! I think NK is having a lot of creativity fluidity and fun right now he’s cookingggggg for us

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

I love love love Carlos Song by @NoahKahan but it should be banned from being put on shuffle because I’m gasping for air unprompted and wasn’t ready to hear it rn #noahkahan

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@andstutz and I are talking about gourmet deviled eggs and what toppings you can put on them and I had a legitimate fanny flutter… HORNED UP FOR DEVILED EGGS 😈

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

I’ve spent 4 days at a folk festival in Cancun and now am irrationally horny for men in pigtail braids WTF. @wesleyschultz82 @thelumineers @outoftheblufest this tweet is about you fyi. #thelumineers #outoftheblue

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@NoahKahan pool side show being delayed at @outoftheblufest on account of weather had to be the funniest shit ever - all of his super fan freaks (me included) were like if we die we die, none of us have cared for years LMFAO the fan base stays consistent #noahkahan #outoftheblue

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

JetBlue flight BOS - CAN arriving today at 5 pm in Cancun for @outoftheblufest is a @NoahKahan cult following seminar. NK -
Plz don’t pull a Jared Leto. But you could. If you wanted.

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@NoahKahan I’ve always said the only person I can ENSURE treats me right, is me. Love your self as radically as your busyhead allows! Sending love big dog and see you in Cancun 🌴🍹

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@anni_luu_ @NoahKahan Orange juice Fenway park night 1 IYKYK

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

Psychedelics are so back @diplo @CNN

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

@NoahKahan Happy birthday dude - let’s tear it up in Cancun WOOOOOOOO

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

i don’t want to go into the new year on bad terms with anyone. if i hate you please die by january 1st

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

It’s so crazy to me that people my age go out on the weekends and drink and party like out on the town late into the night because I’m just sitting here having cathartic sobs over a random thread about a dog dying

[Noah Kahans No. 1 Fan @BurrataSlut]

Sometimes I get embarrassed to post on my instagram about stand up comedy but then I see some guy from high school still posting about being a sound cloud DJ in his 30s and feel better

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

HOZIER ON SNL AGAIN WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK