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3 to 5 burritos a week, preferably.

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@miketoole Can’t believe @WJRickman drafted Queen Elizabeth.

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@pjsantoro @hotgirlintech @jdomito_ Hey everybody. I generally avoid twitter so I’m just seeing this. I’m in just let me know what you need. I’ll reply by November.

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“Dude I’m just trying to make $200 can you please stop ruining my act?” -the magician Ralph Macchio talks about in My Cousin Vinny, to Vinny.

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Hey @Apple you should make a feature in Maps where Siri doesn’t start talking until I’m closer to my destination. I don’t need directions out of my neighborhood, just when I’m closer to where I’m going. Also please pay me $1 mil for this idea.

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@wellmightaswell Whoo-wah.

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Hey all I kind of hate twitter but I just needed to tell someone that it’s only been 17 minutes but Logan Lucky is the best movie I’ve ever seen. Kerry is at work.

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@Ask_Spectrum Are you down in Bay Village, OH? Went out last night during a storm but your website makes it impossible to tell if it’s a known issue.

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@Ask_Spectrum Any update on Northeast Ohio? Internet’s been down over 24 hours.

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@Ask_Spectrum @suzy25 So, um, any update?!

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@Ask_Spectrum @suzy25 I’m also in Bay Village, OH and still having issues. Called this morning from work and automated system said it was resolved (it wasn’t). Just called again and it says there is an outrage. No internet here.

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We can all agree that our lives are much better because of all the coal, right?

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Here’s an idea I’ve got for you: bold. Now show me to my corner office, please.

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“What if we doubled it?” is apparently all it takes to be “thoughtful” at Twitter HQ. I could be running that place in a week. https://t.co/dANRMPLeJm

[jack @jack]

This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! https://t.co/TuHj51MsTu

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@FenCleveland @casimerkowalski Does Milli Vanilli count? I know that’s a grey area because of the whole lip syncing thing.

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Apple Pie Oreos are bad.

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Oh. I know this one. Is it, “monuments to people who fought for a state’s right to own other humans as slaves”? https://t.co/cURcfzLs8i

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What is more divisive than disrespecting our National Anthem before the whole world.

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@miketoole @realDonaldTrump I like how he said “of the NHL.” There’s gotta be a large portion of his fans that thought, “What is a Pittsburgh Penguin?!”

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@alancoxshow But imagine if we only had more COAL!

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@FenCleveland Is that calculus part true?

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I've done so much research on AT&T plans in the last 48 hours and my conclusion is I'm throwing my phone in the lake.