ActDaFool

Just a mouse in her house. Best of the Net 2021 nominee. Residency @LTHwriters. Pub @_Idleink_ @serotoninpoetry @DoorIsAJarMag @HeartWoodlitmag @trampset

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[ActDaFool @BurroughsTie]

Machine Gun Kelly "Rap Devil" (Eminem Diss) (WSHH Exclusive - Official M... https://t.co/nDdwJx1mci via @YouTube

[OG Riley🧸 @28thRiley]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

The truth does not require
your participation to exist.
Bullshit does.

— Terence McKenna

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

Life is nothing but a competition
to be the criminal rather
than the victim.

-- Bertrand Russell

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

weddings should have a worst man

[ActDaFool @BurroughsTie]

@RealCathyOBrien “I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life” -Trump

[ActDaFool @BurroughsTie]

May 12, 2022…Felt too good.
Don’t send my love.

[ActDaFool @BurroughsTie]

@RealCathyOBrien Epstein once had a "little black book," where he would write the names, addresses, phone numbers and other info.
It contains names and contact information for Donald Trump, attorney Alan Dershowitz and former U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy according to Alexander Historical Auctions.

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“Poetry is nobody’s business except the poet’s, and everybody else can fuck off.”

—Philip Larkin

[kache @yacineMTB]

smoking weed became uncool the same way smoking cigarettes became uncool

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[ActDaFool @BurroughsTie]

@RyanAFournier He plans on taking away Medicaid, a health miracle that has saved me from death! These “core” promises years are ancient. Right now all he’s talking about are “crowds” and even compared his crowds to Martin Luther King Jr.—attempting to embarrass him.

[Tuomas Malinen @mtmalinen]

Please understand that the world is getting ready to implode.

[John Moe @johnmoe]

If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.