Teams That Matter

A fresh, true-to-the-culture take on college football that hits your inbox each Friday. Pour that cup of joe, grab your bet slip and let’s get it.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@1000IQNBAFan No you prick

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@Tm35133454T @TheStingisBack What kind of weirdo are you dude. Watch bloodsport

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@TransferPortal @PeteNakos @ZBlostein247 Tell me there’s a chance Z!

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@G5Takeover @FSUFootball Just a straight dawg. Extremely important to Jimbo’s rebuild. Etched his name among the greats at DBU. G5 - Nole Nation appreciates you. Need you around the program to help bring that energy back.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@RollTideKevyn @FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball @rolltidegary67 Equations? Are you touched?
Here’s an equation—and you get in on this one too, Gary!

Alabama + Florida State = Beatdown.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@RollTideKevyn @FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball You value a scheduling coalition—which is what conferences are—over HEAD-TO-HEAD ON-FIELD RESULTS. You don’t know fucking ball.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@RollTideKevyn @FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball Really high-level stuff here.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@RollTideKevyn @FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball You’re the guy who gets his ass kicked then shows up later with his friends and starts talking shit again. That’s literally what you’re doing.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@RollTideKevyn @FSUFootball @Seminoles @SeminoleBooster @FSUTickets @SeminolesSN @ACCFootball Haha dude we fucking bodied y’all less than a month ago. Run along.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

Hey Bobo, we need nine yards on third down, down three late in the fourth quarter. Whaddya got for us?

How about a backwards pass for a loss of 3?

Send it.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@LogansTwitty If this is how you respond to a loss like that, buy stock in that team.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

Lots to be critical of when you’re down a lot.

But changing team pairings isn’t going to change anything when your opponents are throwing darts and draining putts.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

When things can’t get any worse for the US Ryder Cup team.

Trump: This morning at 9:08am, I activated myself.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@Brett_McMurphy @on3 If you want to know where all this is headed—or you’re like us and you just enjoy daydreaming about cool possibilities in conference realignment—check us out here…

https://t.co/PXOaPcmaKw

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

@GarysheffieldJr @RobbyBerger Please bro…Bob, first stop in Atlanta has to be for soul food. I’ll leave it to the ATL natives to recommend a spot, but it ain’t a cheesesteak city brother.

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

Not even close tbh #DAWGS

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

Hey nimrod! Don’t miss our preview of another glorious fall Saturday:

https://t.co/IpxvRQ5tBS

[Teams That Matter @BurtChimBillBox]

Bama’s newest booster is comin for that ass

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Oh no, Kalen DeBoer