Burt

sensitive young man

[Burt @BurtRetard]

Anytime a girl comes over I lie and say I have a “no shoes policy”

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@ctrlvmoney Windshield wipers fast as fuck for it to be sprinkling

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@ctrlvmoney No question

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@ctrlvmoney I’ll be attending hopefully you’ll be riding

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If I had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. You are a sin. I repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. Amen

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@tamilwigger @Doggospain @yeeldfarm @bryan_johnson Gem

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@wanted4mogging You and yumie look great

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@MsBetsy2Chains @pinkpilledHQ @yeet @retardedchimp Clean up on aisle my pants

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@griffisu @user198208

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@tamilwigger Triple espresso, breast milk

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@MustStopAnt I convinced my homie his grandparents lied about their experience during the holocaust

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@Og_Blyat Every coin

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@JackNapierNot It’s like a bbl. It doesn’t match the rest of your body and you look like a retarded freak

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POV you’re a white woman trying talk a walk after sunset

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

He is black and I learned something

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@Doggospain If you have good hair you don’t need a hat. Pictured below

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@shitcoinheroo And I’d do it again

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@griffisu EBTisha enjoying an all organic meal

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@kneeco__ Eurosummer

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@shitcoinheroo @topneet88 April fools was two months ago

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@MrDiamondBags @washghost1 Ball knower

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Pump fun just launched their first physical location