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Unguided drop-in hunt in Alaska be like…

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@HomeDepot lost an entire appliance order today because they couldn’t figure out how to sell it to me using my email and cell number. She kept saying I needed to provide a new one even though I already had an account with them. So I went home and ordered it from @Lowes

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I recently bought a Nordik Recovery Sauna. With so many options out there, it’s hard knowing if you’re making the right choice. But I love it. Works great and was a good value for sure.

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Anyone can be great when they’re not tired. But how do you show up when you are? That’s what really makes you great.

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I recently swapped out my old Apple Watch for the Garmin Forerunner 165. I never realized how much I’d like having the extra battery life. So far, I’m liking the change.

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The @FS1 announcers for the #ALCS have been Blue Jays homers from the first pitch of game one. It’s been a while since I’ve heard a broadcast be so one sided. @mlb Do better. I’m going to have to watch the rest of the series on mute.

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I hate it when @NBC puts sports exclusively on the @Peacock app. I refuse to download it. And I refuse to pay for it. NBC is already on the major streaming services. We shouldn’t have to pay for it twice. #peacocksucks

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On the surface, Ballerina (John Wick) is just another action movie - Lots of blood. Lots of death. But it is wonderfully shot. Really cool scenes and great action sequences. #movies

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#Andor and #AndorSeason2 are solid. I really like his storyline.

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I know I’m just a fan that knows nothing, but what has Chauncey done to earn an extension. The Blazers have underperformed since he arrived. They’ve blown countless second half leads and have barely sniffed the playoffs. Pretty disappointing. #trailblazers #dobetter #nba

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I’ve started replacing the standard Irish goodbye with the Irish hello. Instead of slipping out unnoticed, I just don’t go at all. Works every time. #lifelessons #LifeHacks

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While streaming TV has gotten good over the years, it has also eroded the art of the telling a tight 90-120 minute story. Every series is prolonged, often meandering, and interrupted by multiple-year breaks between seasons. I miss having more good movies to watch.

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@peacock I’m not subscribing to your stupid app for one football game. It only makes me want to boycott you more.

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@rvinnstyleamp You really need to get your logistics figured out. We missed half the concert because of your traffic flow and parking issues. Worst experience I’ve ever had. #unacceptable #dobetter

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@rvinnstyleamp @NoahKahan How about figuring out your traffic logistics. It took us 2 hours to get in once we got off I-5. We missed half the concert. I will never go to this venue again.

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@TheStreet And will never subscribe because of this BS.

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The fact that tonight’s Primetime wild card PLAYOFF GAME is only available on Peacock is an absolute slap in the face to football fans. NBC & the NFL did us dirty during reg season, but now postseason, too? @NFL put a stop to this next season & put your fans first! #NFLWildCard

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@chevrolet The 2024 Colorado comes with bigger tires than the Silverado. What gives? I love the look of the 2024 Colorado but need a full size truck. You’re killing me. When is the Silverado going to catch up?

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Marching to the beat of our own drum. #AdventuringwiththeBurts #pnw #campingwithkids https://t.co/yz6CXuo73L

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I dusted off Heather’s camera just in time for our camping trip. New hobby? We’ll see. #familyman #pnw #liveyouradventure https://t.co/kSNHz3CREA