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Pissing into the wind, with my mouth open. Unsure about proper comma placement.

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@laurenboebert May I strongly suggest you acquire and install a carbon monoxide detector

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@GuardianUS Giving a fuck about anything Gwyneth Paltrow is doing.

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@SenatorSinema FYI, you don't come across as much quirky but as a spoiled brat.

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@MZanona Let them eat cake...

Vote this fake out of office.

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@justin42310 @MZanona @Bencjacobs I'd much rather have the bubonic plague rather than Ebola

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@rosscwinton Watch out... the Musk fanboys and/or PR trolls will have your head.

But yeah, sad to see NASA concede to SpaceX, and this is what we get...

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@CNN Perhaps pump (admittedly a tremendous amount) air deep into the sand below, effectively increasing the buoyancy of the sand above. Float if off. *Just sayin' *not an engineer

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@ConnieSchultz Fuck the “cool” Pope and anyone else who claims to speak for god

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@DepressedG00ner @lytle_warren @TheLeoTerrell Heyooo

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

A Big Oil exec told me I had a "misconception" about a special tax break polluters get that other businesses don't.

So, after explaining the deduction to him, I offered to write it out of the tax code if that what he wants. Just let me know!

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@kurtbardella That advertising revenue

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@TheGoodLiars No amount of shading is going to tone down that fivehead.

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@PabstBlueRibbon Poop Butt Race

My historical reaction to PBR. Will I make it?

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@limadeltaflies Somewhere on some shelf, a VHS of this actually exists.

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@FlorkOfCows What a load of shit. The schmutz comes from the metal electrode. The current speeds up oxidization in the metal essentially casting off rust into the water. Run the bath once empty (w/o feet) and observe.

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@clairecmc How many people voted for Trump, again?

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@Scott_Thought God help me if my 9 year suspects I’ve been playing the PS4.

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@MysterySolvent Beards.

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Donald Trump acquitted in impeachment trial https://t.co/GVp1WFYG4g

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@GuardianUS The GOP is made up of greedy cowards. They had an opportunity to redeem themselves, and history will remember their decision to acquit an American traitor.