BusORhymes

Peaceful haikus painting the landscape of the life of a commuter.

[BusORhymes @BusORhymes]

@trimet Trimet thinks we care
If others have paid for fare
I've got news, we don't.
#haiku #bus #commuter #commute

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Walk onto the bus
It appears to have flooded
Seat picked near puddle
#trimet #haiku #bushaiku

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Forty degrees out
Waiting for our chariot
Of course it is late
#haiku #trimet #commute #commuter

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Water is pouring
From vent above, people move
It's raining on max
#acleak #trimet #portland #haiku

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The max is a zoo
bunny named Bunny on board
Portland staying weird
#max #trimet #haiku

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On the 88
To the festival of brews
Bus is my DD
#bus #trimet #craftbeer #obf #haikus #haibrews

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Yo! Speaker phone dude
Your volume is a bit much
Prepare for my glare
#trimet #commute #haiku #RBF #nonrestingbitchface

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Standing while riding
Up marquam hill is a sport
Don't fall on others
#commute #trimet #haiku #bus #bussurfing

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First time riding bus
After two glorious weeks
Seems things never change
#bus #haiku #trimet

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Your leaning haunts me
Aggressively man spreading
I beg you, sit up
#everydamnday #CantSitHere #bus #commute #haiku #trimet

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Glued to our phone screens
Conversation stopped by tech
Thank God for cell phones
#phones #quietbus #trimet #haiku #bus #commuter

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Bilingual in "max"
Puertas las izquierda
Doors on the left side
#trimet #spanish #haiku #commute #blueline

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Three jerks make us wait
While they scramble from their cars
Chariot awaits...
#trimet #bus #commuter #haiku #late

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Thank you bus captain
Your thumbs up greeting is gold
You brighten dark days
#trimet #haiku #bus #commute #commuter #busdriver

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Oh bus nemesis
You have found a new victim
Manspread the good word
#haiku #trimet #commute #commuter #bushaiku #manspreading

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Dear chatty Cathy
The back is for the quiet
Please go up front now
#haiku #bus #commute
#trimet #commuter #expressbus

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Cramped in tiny seat
Can't even reach in my purse
Claustrophobia

#haiku #bus #bushaikus #trimet #commute

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The vent blows on me
Her butt pushes into me
I am cold and squished
#trimet #bus #commute #commuter

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I ride in the back
Avoiding their loud cackles
There is no escape
#trimet #commute #bus #haiku #commuter

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A drip on my leg
From above bus is leaking
Tell myself it's fine
#trimet #haiku #bus #commuter #commute #mysteryliquid