Busch Lightyear

Papii with two “i’s” so I can see through all of your fake online personalities 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Imay Shumpert @Dartsaton]

If you see me tonight just #know I thought I put on navy blue shorts #mismatched #likeRonandSammy #JerseyShore #WearingBlackShorts #

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@Ssj4Busch @comfykushin247 @OsheaJacksonJr Agreed! But can’t help to think that “Balthazard” Or “Balthachar”were right there 😂🔥

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

Can’t be mad based on H2H but if ND was ranked ahead the past 5 weeks, how is Miami currently better than ND now? If Alabama isn’t punished for losing, how is BYU? Alabama lost 3 games. Miami wasn’t even good enough to be in their Conference Championship. Make it make sense 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Imay Shumpert @Dartsaton]

Two sacks and a pole in my mouth call me Bonnie Red White & Blue

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

This tweet is an official petition to bring appetizers to breakfast restaraunt menus. 1 like = 1 signature. TIA

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@Yahstradamus Yo, what’s her @?

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

I’ve come to the conclusion that “Honkey-Tonk-Ba-Donka-Donk” and “PAWG” are synonyms, life’s crazy…

[Philip Kuntz @iRipFireflies]

Just Got A Pedicure For The First Time And It Was Holy Fuck Amazing

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@iRipFireflies Perfect timing, it’s almost foot bath season boys @Dartsaton

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

How much would y’all pay if McDonald’s came out with a lifetime membership card that would allowed you to get their breakfast at any time of any day? I’m not sure if you can put a price on it tbh... 🍔🍟

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@oneysaton You talking about the dude that’s 3rd in mvp race and his second best player is Alex Caruso? Yeah he must be awful 😂

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

Think what you want about the Jordan vs LeBron debate but I don’t remember people forming literal all star teams just to beat a 36 year old MJ 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@oneysaton They was saying the same thing about the Clippers last year 🤷🏻‍♂️ Statistically there’s a better chance of LeBron being in the finals than not

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

Idk if it’s a hot take or not but Curry’s shoulder “shimmey” is the worst/most cringiest celebration of all time...

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@RaceGod_ That’s exactly how I feel, the explanation I got from the person who said it wasn’t a sandwich was “I can’t explain it, it’s just not”... That lack of evidence doesn’t hold up

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

Is a burger a sandwich?

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@Dartsaton THANK YOU

[Doomah Dihfit @Yahstradamus]

@BuschLightPapii @iRipFireflies @TPAIN @LilJon @Darudevil I mean...

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

@Dartsaton @iRipFireflies Yeah I was leaning towards mozzarella sticks or maybe some jalapeño poppers. I also fux with some deep fried pickles but those aren’t #1 just and honorable mention

[Busch Lightyear @BuschLightPapii]

What’s the best food to deep fry that’s not chicken? I can’t decide...