El Buscón 🇺🇸

Professional heckler. All opinions are mine. Respect and decorum will be dealt with accordingly. Unbought and untamed.

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

A reminder that #DorisMiller was a war hero
#DorieMiller #WW2 #PearlHarbor

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

There are some things that I will never be able to touch, not because they are so stupid (and it is), but because they are so vile.

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen it'll come to happen sooner than you think

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen hey! stop, I need those!

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen their time is nigh though

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@magachrchpastr I hope the store still carries the «Good Samaritan» AR-15s tho

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen But… but… but… it's AI!!

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@Haze1nutF0x

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

We said it then, and we'll say it again: Doris Miller was a war hero. #DorieMiller #PearlHarbor #DorisMiller

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

A reminder that #DorisMiller was a war hero
#DorieMiller #WW2 #PearlHarbor

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@Tl0518 @RepJackKimble Takes one to know one, Mr Random Letters Followed By Random Numbers

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen there's a setting in ebay that lets you reject offers that are below a given threshold

but yea, even I wouldn't have the audacity to make an offer like this

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@daigneauscott30 @magachrchpastr Filthy Canadian! Take your metric system and SHOVE IT UP YOUR POUTINE!!

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen #cancelaugust

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

"Defund the police" is not confusing. Everyone understands it to mean "take money from the police and use it to address root causes of crime."

You know what slogan is actually vague and misleading? "Police reform."

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@vcrqueenjen Is «War Atrocities» PG though? 😂

[citygirl 🇺🇸 @HelloDearVoid]

@TimHannan This should have been the end of his heartless cruelty

[DivestSPD @DivestSPD]

Since 2020, there has been an ever-escalating panic about “organized retail theft.”

Despite retail associations’ own surveys showing losses were steady, and CEOs admitting they exaggerated the issue, everyone just ran with it.

It was all consent manufacturing .

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@f9pvvk8nrn_x @WalshFreedom Who committed a "crime" though?

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@PamPam16295 @WalshFreedom You are close to figuring it out

[El Buscón 🇺🇸 @BusconDonPablos]

@NoVote4You @WalshFreedom oh, so close!

[Owen @Owennfa]

BOOMER: "Nobody wants to work anymore."

YOU: "I work 50 hours a week."

BOOMER: "Doing what, on a computer?"

YOU: "Yes. It pays $58,000."

BOOMER: "I made $18,000 and owned a house."

YOU: "That's the whole point."

BOOMER: "We didn't complain, we just worked."

YOU: "You worked one job and got a pension. I work one job and get a 401k match if I'm lucky."

BOOMER: "Nobody handed me anything."

YOU: "College was $600 a year. Your first house was 2x your salary. Your employer covered your family's health insurance."

BOOMER: "That was normal back then."

YOU: "Exactly. It was normal. Now it's impossible."

BOOMER: "So what do you want, a handout?"

YOU: "I want what was normal."

BOOMER: *silent*

You didn't outwork us.

You just lived in the version of the country where working was enough.