Baker Legate

My name is Baker Legate. Musician and writer. Lead singer/songwriter for Friends For Sale! Check us out on Spotify!

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#alternativemen

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@TheXenderman @gimmefuelanfire Imagine not knowing what a furry is lmao

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*sees fem twink at grocery store*

😏

*they turn around and it's actually a 70 year old woman*

Ah.

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"Jim Cashman's suspect murderer has a slim and lean body build." This has big "Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?" Energy.

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Customer: "Can I charge my vape/phone
Me: Sure!
*come back after less than 10 minutes after it's charged no more than 5%*
"THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO."

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>When you're having casual convo and you accidentally micro trauma-dump and there's a really long lull that you immediately fill by panicking and quickly changing the subject to something funny while you read that they're still thinking about what you just said. 🤡 *honk honk*

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W-w-w-WOLF SPIDER!? 🐺🕷 RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY CAMPER!?!??

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Waiters who ask how your food was specifically when you have your mouth as full are the social equivalent of a getting throat fucked by a #BBC while he asks you to read Shakeapeare.

Just wait until I can breathe ffs.

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I made the Barcadia menu and drinks for #Anthrocon2024 :D Hope to see you guys at my bar ~\~

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#literallyme

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#Joop

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@Shinji_Senpai01 Gorgeous :/3

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#NewProfilePic

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@BushBumper #WitchDoctor Probs my fav costume this year 🥰

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@BushBumper #HalloweenCosplay #Halloween2023 #Halloween

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@BushBumper #Scarecrow

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@BushBumper Yar har I'm a #pirate

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I liked this #halloweencostume a lot ~\~ customers asked me if I was Ryuk from #DEATHNOTE like 6 times 😂

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@HuliHuliPowell :( 🥥

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#Forspoken has some explaining to do.