Duncan Sutherland

Bush fire behaviour researcher. Views expressed are my own. 🌲🏳️‍🌈☮️😾🐈🐕

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@ProfGoat Misconduct

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@cityofmelbourne why is it so hard to find lactose free milk in Fitzroy? Absolute embarrassment to the city.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@UNSWCanberra You mean no vego options at the cafe vibes?

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@DrBiancaCapra @Fluidsanz @DefenceScience Excellent. Well done.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@arc_gov_au Exciting opportunity?!?! You mean bust arse for the next couple of months with a 15% chance of success?

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@arc_gov_au You mean you got yelled at enough that the minister told you to do something?

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@nswpolice Let the cockatoo go ya bastards. It's innocent.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@RowenaBall @JodieBradby @astro_magnetism Version control. UNSW has a subscription if this helps your case in any way.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@astronomash @UNSWCanberra Might be a good time to stop working then hey! (I'm sorry that this has happened).

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@john_t_ormerod YES!

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@arc_gov_au @FertiliserHub @UniMelb Fertiliser? Like all the bullshit the arc put out?

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@BOM_au hey BoM how those flood forecasts going? Better than the rebrand I hope.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@tomrocksmaths Finance

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@SydneyDAK I think you're a bit of a dickhead.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@BenPhillips_ANU They are all typically big roundish and green.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@arc_gov_au In the 2022 round 84% of applications were not approved. May the odds be ever in your favour.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

Godspeed

[David Shoebridge @DavidShoebridge]

JUST IN: I’ve just given notice of the draft bill to legalise cannabis across the whole country.

This week has been a whirlwind of support for sensible laws which will no longer make 40% of the country criminals. Let’s bloody legalise it!

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@Melrose_sp1ace Indeed with rent in Canberra $35k per year is pretty tight.

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

UNSW vice chancellor's salary: $1,050,000/year
PhD scholarship 6.5% BELOW the poverty line
😱😱😱

[Lisa Craw @LisaCraw4]

Some interesting figures which may or may not be relevant:
ANU vice chancellor's salary: $484,000/year
ANU PhD stipend: 6.5% above the poverty line
UTAS vice chancellor's salary: $980,000/year 🤔
UTAS PhD stipend: 6% BELOW the poverty line 🤔

[Duncan Sutherland @Bushfire_DS]

@LisaCraw4 I wonder if correlation is causation here...