Business Man

International Man of Business. Conductor of World Business, Trading, etc.
Hobbies: securing deals, connecting, philosophizing

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

Inserting my fingers into the sockets of Finance, Conducting business through my entire body

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@deadMansShriek But the memory remains.

[SHRIEK @deadMansShriek]

This has been another installment of the 8-4:30 office life.

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

Eating an #Apple rn... Yes, that's right. I am consuming the Sinful Fruit...

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I’ve known guys that have impregnated different Women more times than they’ve washed their hands

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

Farting non-stop under the covers, flavoring the bed my way

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

Not at all! I enclose myself in my room every hour of the day and don’t move a single muscle and I’m also a burden to everyone around me 😂😭

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

Good friend of yours, this “Peter Griffin?”

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@_mantard I've never actually sampled this gentleman's flavors before. I'll have to investigate further

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

Here. You now have full consent to doctor my pepper

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@_mantard Is there no one in this Arby's sufficiently qualified to enhance me with the iconic, distinct blend of 23 fruits and spices we have come to know and love

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

In the pursuit of the most equitable yet profitable business deal, no effort must be spared.

[t8pworm @t8pworm]

Are you Guys Legitimately aware that No One is safe

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

It's nearly impossible to leave the house on the weekend. People are everywhere; it's dangerous. Each person poses a threat. There is the potential for physical and psychological harms. Be careful.

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@deadMansShriek Of course I know him. He's me

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

Some may question my wavering presence on this social media platform. My coming and going is simply a byproduct of my dedication to business. Lengthy deliberations are common in hashing out the terms for a contentious contract. Few would understand.

[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

@deadMansShriek Looks delightful. Well done

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Sexuality is what makes us human. There is no reason why it shouldn't be integrated into the workplace.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

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[Business Man @BusinessBig_]

You bastard, you used me; I gave you my heart, and you used me, to gain access to our company's free-flow self-service salad bar, stocked daily with over a hundred different kinds of fresh fruits and vegetables. I'll never forgive you

[SHRIEK @deadMansShriek]

What the hell am I doing