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[Osamudiamen @OSAS4l]

No to 50k jobs in 2015, Yes to 50k grant in 2026. Clap for Olodo Phd holder

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

After the promise that you will get job in an oil company as a Geologist or Geophysicist.

And then it didn’t happen, then you enroll to become an accountant via ICAN.

Just like that….it not fair to those who spend 4 years studying the accounting.

Can accounting students also become a lawyer by writing Bar exams?

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

The absurdity. The nerves to make this comparison. I can't believe what I'm reading, Jesus Christ 😭

Of all the people you could have mentioned, you chose Rowan Atkinson and Kevin Hart?

Rowan Atkinson has a degree in Electrical and Electronic Engineering( Cambridge-trained engineer), a master's degree, and created one of the most iconic comedy characters in television history. Beyond acting, he's a writer and producer.

Kevin Hart is an award-winning comedian, actor, producer, bestselling author, entrepreneur, and founder of a multimillion-dollar media company. His success didn't happen because he was uninformed; it came from years of mastering his craft.

Neither of these men is celebrated because they lack knowledge, they're celebrated because they're exceptionally good at what they do.

You people are too uneducated, my goodness. Somebody save us.

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Pelumi Onifade’s DNA reveal is the best proof that the Lekki Massacre happened. It was state sponsored. They cleaned up dead people. And they continue to lie about it.

They killed the sorosoke generation.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This is how every false rape accuser should be dealt with. Men and boys are rotting in jail over such nonsense. Even in Kenya, I know this one to be a false rape accuser. Read and followed up on the story a few years back. Nigerian dudes made sure. And good on them too.

[The Business @Businesswise247]

@cheezenewsintl @sheisblank_ You get mind ooo

You go serve for North

[Prof™ @OOlusore]

Nigerians are paying First-world Prices for Third-world Governance.

Tax us like Canada.
Give us Somalia and South Sudan Governance.

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Oil producers - minimum wage - gas price

Iran — $245 — $0.15
Libya — $325 — $0.25
Algeria — $150 — $0.35
Canada — $2100 — $1.50

Nigeria — $45 — $2

I could list 100 countries, including countries at war, & they have everything cheaper than Nigeria. Pls vote Tinubu in 2027. 🙏

[AHMADINHO 🇳🇬🇬🇧 @dinho_1545]

That receipt was from 2020, right? That was when Apostle Suleiman announced he was giving out money to people to celebrate his wife.
Truth be told, if he had picked me back then, that ₦20k would have really helped me at the time. But I wasn’t chosen. Instead, I picked myself up, worked extremely hard, and found a way to relocate to the United Kingdom.
Fast forward to today, I’ve been able to help so many people on these Twitter streets both online and offline. I know how vulnerable it feels to drop your account details online, hoping for help from strangers.
So tell me, you so-called “street boy,” what exactly have you done for this Twitter community? Nothing. You’re just a pathetic old agbero, still busy defending a failed government.
I spit in your face, omo irankiran.

[Ifure Usen @real_Ifyarts]

On July 10, the final phase of PVC Registration will close, make sure you get yours!

[The Business @Businesswise247]

@Urchilla01 Tinubu’s “masterclass” as Lagos governor is always tied to massive IGR generation. Yet, despite the huge revenue, pensioners who served the state for decades were still owed

Peter Obi, on the other hand, cleared outstanding gratuities and owed no pensions before leaving office

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“I was in South Africa, they have over 40k megawatt of electricity and yet people are complaining they have no power when we have just 4k in Nigeria and we’re not complaining. This is the time for us to come out to complain, what I’m seeing now, I can change it, Those who refuse to count our votes, we’ll count them with it. Our children cannot go on like this, this country must work, people can no longer take us for granted”

- Peter Obi at the NDC dinner tonight

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I've watched this video about a dozen times.

Every time, I'm inspired to make a different tweet.

Typed, deleted, typed, deleted.

I don't get it.

This is the state where a teacher was beheaded, look at them the following weekend.

And Akin Alabi? Stupefyingly embarrassing.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

We are buying cooking gas for N1700 and fuel for N1350.

Yet you are telling me to Relax that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria?

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

The APC is experimenting their 2027 rigging plans by declaring bogus and fake votes from their primaries.

[Faruq Atofarati @_atofarati]

Tinubu didn’t even leave eagle square before things became unaffordable

[Lekan Olayinka @lekan_olayinka1]

I just can't believe Blessing would turn out like this.

I can't. Not in a thousand guesses.

Eventually, you will come out to support BAT. You are already laying that foundation.

Tinubu is more intelligent than Peter Obi? Your country is literally being run into the ground, yet he is sound?

You are a Christian. The belt of truth is the first part of the armor of God.

You are saying the man who has been complicit in the genocide of Christians in this nation is intelligent.

The man who has awarded around 15 trillion naira in unbid contracts to a company he has a stake in is intelligent, Blessing.

The man under whom Nigerians have paid 2 trillion naira in ransom to bandits is more intelligent than Peter Obi.

The man under whom 40% of gross federal revenue, around 14 trillion naira, never reached federal accounts is more intelligent than Peter Obi.

The man who said he would recruit 50 million youths and give them cassava and garri is more intelligent than the man who made Anambra number one in education.

The man who said he would slow down the economy and widen the tax net is more intelligent than the one investing millions in health and education.

It is really, really baffling to me.

This is the president under whom thousands of Nigerians have indirectly lost their lives, and he is intelligent to you, Blessing?

People said you never liked Obi. Seven days after you said you would vote for him, you came out and said he was evil.

So you practically proved them right.

Don't worry. Come out and support Tinubu, as you eventually will.

When you do, I will present the bloody statistics of Nigerians who have indirectly died under his administration to you.

If you still support him then, it will make clear what I already suspect.

Goodnight.

[Dr Love Haroun❤️🩺 @Drweloveu]

1. My son, currently in 400 Level Medicine and Surgery scored 333 in JAMB but his name did not even APPEAR on the Admission List. I was later told by the Institution that, my son could be offered Micro Biology. I told the Registrar of the institution POINT BLANK that, "I have spent HUGELY (Several Millions of Naira) to get my Son to this Point of Entry (PoE) to become a Medical Doctor and not to become a Biology Teacher through her offer of Micro Biology. This Registrar was so MEAN. She simply told me, we are very sorry, Micro Biology is the BEST we can OFFER your son.
2. At this Juncture, I proceeded to JAMB Headquarters, Abuja to meet with Prof. Oloyede who swiftly asked for my son's JAMB details, punched these details into his laptop and everything concerning the university came up on his screen.

3. Prof. Oloyede said and I quote: "Dr. Muyiwa Kayode, please go back home and sleep with your two eyes closed. From what I am seeing on my screen, your son is No.3 on the List of Medicine and Surgery of this institution with a JAMB SCORE of 333 which comes behind two other JAMB scores of 348 & 334 respectively. Unfortunately, none of these chaps, including your Son (i.e JAMB Score 348, 334 and 333) made the Admission List"

4. Prof. Oloyede continued and I quote: "Dr. Muyiwa Kayode, in SANE countries, this Institution should have sent the College Driver with an official vehicle to go and fetch your son from Ekiti to campus having projected himself into the MERIT LIST of this Institution but unfortunately, the endemic corruption in these institutions will just not allow them to follow Due Process"

5. Right in my presence, Prof. Oloyede put a call through to the Vice Chancellor of this Institution, setting his phone on speaker and spoke angrily at the Vice Chancellor, lamenting on the endemic corruption under his nose as it concerns university admission. This Vice Chancellor apologized to Prof. Oloyede saying what has just happened must have been an ERROR of OVERSIGHT on the part of his Management Team & promised Prof. Oloyede that he will personally ensure the Error of Oversight is corrected.

6. Within 24 hrs of that conversation between Prof. Oloyede and the Vice Chancellor, my son checked the university's Admission Portal and discovered his name has been INCLUDED as Number Three on the admission list while the names of the other chaps that scored 348 & 334 also appeared on the admission list as Number One and Number Two respectively.

7. The good news in all of these is that, my son that would have been CRIMINALLY denied admission ab-initio now TOPS his class with a G.P.A of 4.85

This is neither Federal nor State government doing... Every sector of the economy in Nigeria is corrupt.

Photo: Prof Ishaq Oloyede, Registrar, Joint Admission and Matriculation Board ( JAMB )

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

APC & Atiku boys thought OBIdients will attack Seyi Makinde or drag him, only for them to see OBIdients saying both Makinde & Obi are competent leaders.

And the bitter truth remains, both Makinde & Obi are far more competent than Atiku & Tinubu combined. 🤣

[The Business @Businesswise247]

@BoldlyNigerian Do you have comprehension issues, or are you deliberately being obtuse?

What he said there was mainly about accountability.