Buster Quackney

Beat reporter for the Liberty Ducks of Middlesex County in the Amateur Baseball Association's Central Wood Division. #QQMF

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BREAKING: @LevityNYC will be out for the entire 2019 ABA season. A huge piece to their championship run, he will be missed.

Ducks do not appear to be in on Realmuto at this time. Jordan and @Poison_IBBY will back up @KillaKaelb.

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Congratulations to @Poison_IBBY for taking home the Central Wood MVP and Jordan for walking away with the Cy Young award. We deserved on both.

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The Liberty Ducks are your 2018 Champions, and this one will last a lifetime!!!

@ryanchichester1 @MikeKlepchick @KillaKaelb @Poison_IBBY @Ducks_ABA_QQMF @PatMuller1 @LevityNYC @Leak05 @jmas402 @NYY_NYR

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Although every other division is playing their championship game tomorrow, the Ducks will play the championship on September 9th after last playing August 12th. What is this, college football? Even the 35+ division is playing a double semi/final tomorrow. #FucktheRedSox

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Is anyone else still pumped up? I know I am.

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Ducks win in dramatic walk off fashion after being down 5-0 in the 5th and 5-1 in the 7th. They showed amazing heart today to pull this off. They’re heading to the finals!

@LevityNYC @Poison_IBBY @PatMuller1 @KillaKaelb @MikeKlepchick @ryanchichester1

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Walkoff win for the Ducks. Dylan swung 3-0. Several Ducks in trouble for forgetting the 2nd ice water cooler.

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BREAKING: @Leak05 should be activated for semi finals. @NYY_NYR is considering sending a helicopter to Hershey to pick him up, but is concerned with cost. @Mets can relate.

Also, @ryanchichester1 is much improved today.

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Word out of Ducks camp is @ryanchichester1 is dealing with a back issue. He insists he will be fine for semi final game on Sunday. Stay tuned.

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Sources: Jordan will start do or die semifinal game this Sunday. @NYY_NYR is rumored to have purchased medieval chain mail armor in hopes of surviving bringing him out of the game.

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@MikeFiz @Poison_IBBY @MikeKlepchick @NYY_NYR @Ducks_ABA_QQMF @Leak05 Forgot to list sex appeal leader.

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2018 Ducks Leaders (among qualified players):

AVG, OBP, SLG, OPS, wOBA, SB, R, H, 1B, 3B, TB - @Poison_IBBY
2B, RBI - @MikeKlepchick
BB - @NYY_NYR (Shaun)
HBP - @Ducks_ABA_QQMF (Nic)
GP - Jordan
HR - 15 way tie at 0.

W, K, IP, CG, QS - Jordan
SV - Palumbo
ERA, WHIP - Dylan

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Wouldn’t be surprised if the Ducks place @PatMuller1 on the DL with a “groin strain”.

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@LevityNYC Rene has an idea

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Is @NYY_NYR trying to sign John Flaherty to replace @KillaKaelb and @LevityNYC? Sources say the two met today.

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Duck officials are worried about the health of @LevityNYC. Very few hot takes on twitter during his recovery from illness. They are debating exploring alternate catching options for Sunday.

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@NYY_NYR @LevityNYC @Poison_IBBY It appears the Ducks are tearing each others feathers out over this Terry Collins video.

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@LevityNYC @Poison_IBBY @NYY_NYR Look for @NYY_NYR to call the umps cock suckers this week. Looks like he’s losing the clubhouse.

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@LevityNYC @MikeFrancesa Reports are the Duck’s CBA prohibits games starting prior to 9am.

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@LevityNYC Idk, you’re the one that said if it’s 3 inches outside just take it the other way.. what’s another 3 inches?

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Sources say Ducks manager @NYY_NYR definitively does NOT have a fake twitter account, but I have my doubts. Colangelo can’t be the only one.