orry murphy

lets all have some fun ;)

[Loco Gringo @pullif_]

#QueefedInTheFace Story of my life

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The people I'm babysitting for don't have any peanut butter so I pood on their bed & broke a bunch of windows.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Woman just ordered a "double tall extra foam latte." How do you even find out you like that? I hissed at her.

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Greasy steak saucy buck nasty creamy corn on the toes!

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

@ruztix she saw that

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Your face cheeks look like ass cheeks

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Da fuq was this bitch doing at 5:30 in the morning walking the streets in her underwear

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

@blazingshark

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

I still play with toys and if you break them I'll still throw a fit and tell my mommy!!

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Do any women enjoy getting their toes sucked, or am I being humored?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Every time someone records a cover of a hit song in a different “wacky” musical genre, Jesus throws a tomahawk at Anne Frank.

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Whoa I'm fucking tweeting again!!!!

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

what back on twitter

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks http://t.co/VFP16vRBJM

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks http://t.co/aaivJuPmIw

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Fastest way for processing fat off your body in 2 weeks http://t.co/PsCHCedUtw

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

still waiting to start the new job but until then who wants to hang out and go get more baby stuff with me

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Oh shit im going school?!?!?

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

@ruztix phillip!!!!!!

[orry murphy @BusterCheeks]

Hahahahhaahahahahaha you just hate bitch!