Papa Molly’s Pizza

i'm a lot of things but i ain't dead yet // en la vida todo tiene solución menos la muerte

[salou❦ @hyunsthot]

Seeing an interesting tweet and the tl refreshes before you can finish reading it

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

What is "the Pooh". Why is Winnie called that. Answer me

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[garvy @garvvee]

explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is up there with Santa Claus at this point.

[amore @amoreterical]

how it feels to not have any juice in the house when ure really craving some juice

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

*logging on to the “piss me off” machine as soon as I wake up* sure hope I don’t get pissed off today

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

What’s taking Mamdani so long to implement Sharia Law? All he’s been doing is opening parks, fixing potholes, freezing rent etc.

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Papa Molly’s Pizza @BustyCops]

@Nationals @KiIIerTofu

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

3 year old me trying to tell Dora that the item she is looking for is right behind her

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[Papa Molly’s Pizza @BustyCops]

This is gayer than a man putting his penis in another man’s butthole

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Does that shit say Roll Call #4 😭😭😭

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables