The Busy Det Sgt

Professional Juggler of Serious & Complex Crimes in Sandford - Jack of all trades criminal - Passionate about justice - Frazzled & frustrated by the bureaucracy

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@Sandford_Police No words

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@DC4630 They’re entitled to stay home for 2 weeks unless your test comes back -ve...
They’re not caring for their employee & not following government guidelines so I’d say your OH needs to simply #StayHome until you know it’s “just a cough”

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

Nothing has happened, but sometimes I just want to walk out of work and never come back.

Just to walk off into the sunset and become a normal person.

And leave it all behind.

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@ArtCrunchy Sun is out-white

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@shitbarrister It’ll never catch on....

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@Sandford_Police Also blancmonge (Bla-monj) a great word. Not so great at being a pudding.

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@Sandford_Police Vagabond 💙

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@hashtagheron To insanity & beyond... ☺️

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

When I say “I’m busy” at work, I don’t mean I’m juggling a few jobs & I have a long list of to-do’s, I mean I don’t feel I have time to piss or eat.
Popping out for lunch is something the office dwellers take for granted. A headache every day... This can’t be healthy. 😔

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@hashtagheron Our shifts are 10 hour days & we’re averaging between 2-4 hours OT most days.
Home/sleep/work/repeat.
I had to submit my OT claims when on OT as I haven’t had time in 3 months to do it!!! All levels of wrong! 🤷‍♀️

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

😳... 13 years for that???

That sentence is not commensurate with the gravity & impact of the crime. @cpsuk will you ask for the sentence to be reviewed? (Please).

Sending love to the woman & her family💙

Sending the fleas of a thousand camels arses to him. #lethimhang 😡

[Crown Prosecution Service @CPSUK]

A registered sex offender who raped a 76-year-old woman as she walked her dog has been jailed. Glenroy Barnes, 27, was jailed for 12 years and 9 months with an extended five-year licence for the rape and assault by penetration of the female victim at Warwick Crown Court yesterday

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

To all who are working in the sun wearing #stabproofvests I salute you. 👮‍♀️
I hope your colleagues & the public make sure you are #hydrated and that you remembered to apply ☀️ #suncream

Look after those who look after us

Who wants to be in a beer garden anyway? So overrated.

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

Has the job ruined me?
When I put a film on and the warning says ⚠️ Contains extreme violence / scenes of a sexual nature / surgical procedures / Not suitable for U18’s* (delete as appropriate) .... I don’t think “oooh no”... I sit back and think this should be good!?! 🕵️‍♀️

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@CollegeofPolice Is it being opened out to all forces? Do I need to badger my own force?

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

Ha ha
It’s their faces when they realise that I love.
#24hoursincustody is more than enough!

Oh and the cops are getting paid #DoubleBubble 💰 💰

#LongStayTicket #Custodyforthelongweekend
#Fortheloveofgodjustbehave

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@Protect_Wldlife @Chrisgo98276140 Who is this cunt? 🤬

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

This set needs a certain type of recovery
#braoffslipperson

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@crimlawuk 2 of 2
Unrealistic deadlines even before factoring in shift work. (2 wk deadline can mean just 2 days PCs have available to reply)
Not blaming Police in court when CPS are at fault #publicperception

I understand CPS are under equal pressure but be polite-we’re juggling too 🤯

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@crimlawuk 1 of 2
The archaic systems used by both agencies.
The Bermuda Triangle at CPS, where discs & copy exhibits are lost or claim to have never been received.
CPS systems limiting the software they can access.

[The Busy Det Sgt @BusyDet]

@JanChat56 3 outcomes;
*White toast
*Go again = burnt toast
*Stolen toast