im too busy rn

i never go to sleep...too busy on internet *Parody* #Business [email protected]

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

I don't even care how this happened!!😂😂😂

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

Toshl Pro. I just signed up. Tracks expenses. Saves money. Makes short sentences. Nice. https://t.co/pbV4FeA1wr

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

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[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

That moment inbetween netflix episodes when you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck your doing with your life

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

do u have those ppl that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” & u’d be like “im in”

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

Officer: ma'am, are you aware how fast you were going?

"Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph..."

Officer: omg add me

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

"Mom, don't worry. Everyone failed that test."

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

My signature move is bottle up my feelings over time and combust over some small issue and get accused for being a psycho.

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

teacher: describe yourself in one word

me: done

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

"i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

my hobbies:

- switching between the same three apps for hours
- imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

"screw school", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's

"you know what I don't even care anymore", I say as I continue to work hard

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

not sure if I need a hug, 20 shots of vodka or to punch someone in the face

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

i dont care if u smoke, drink or do whatever , just dont talk about it 24/7

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

Current Mood: No

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

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ㅤRT to f*ck peoples timeline

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking each other out" - a life story

[im too busy rn @BusyLMFAO]

if a guy can make me laugh, he's pretty much already won me over cause I know how hard it can be to compete with this amazing sense of humor