Overpriced Kyle Mooney

Much like a middle aged father in a 2007 buddy comedy, I am a Wild Hog.

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I care for my friends the same way I care for my finances.

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I wonder why @playbill and @nytimes has yet to pick up this news after almost 5 hours

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Since its earliest days, Hollywood has been prone to abuses of power. Abusive behavior tends to be overlooked or accommodated when the power imbalance dynamic is at its most extreme. Nowhere is that more evident than at Scott Rudin Productions https://t.co/K6Lk6rINHS

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I wish @RepAndyHarrisMD actually represented the good people of the Eastern Shore of Maryland instead pretending to care about us. Please for the life of all of us GO FUCK YOURSELF

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The entire crowd after Biden’s victory speech

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Thinking about how Phil of the Future and his family could have prevented all this if they wanted to. They were definitely low key Fascist. Cancel them internet.

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Children being unnecessarily brought into their parents divorce proceedings

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During the 2004 election, I told my mom to write in Garfield for president and SHE DID. I’m part of the problem!

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Guys in Bushwick walking down the street reading copies of Consider the Lobster 🦞 instead of looking at crosswalk signs REALLY fit the brand of this place

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If you need a tv show reunion fundraiser special to sway your undecided vote and not a near year long pandemic; maybe YOU’RE the problem?

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I’ve spent the last five months on a chakra retreat with my gal pals and Ellijah Wood. BUT NOW IM BACK! What did I miss? Hopefully nothing radical

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It’s perfect weather to go to the park and use a dog to pick up suitors.

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I feel like it’s never a good sign in a Movie/ TV show when the girl says to her fiancé “It’s bad luck to see the bride in her dress before the wedding”

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You’re telling me it’s not normal to want Brie Larson to scissor kick you in the face?

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@HeyHeeeyy

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Strangest Places on the Planet:

1. Area 51
2. Christian College
3. Stonehenge
4. The mind of people who go to Christian College

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If you were ever apart of a “Disney Flashmob” I’m sorry for your lost

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High School Musical happened during The Bush Administration. Think about that.

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You’re welcome

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People who believe that the moon landing actually happened be like

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Shiny Teeth and Me hits differently now