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Teaching trads how to read the Bible since KJV o'clock

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"I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies." Amos 5:21

This proves that incense is not biblical.

#NoSmellsPlease #FeelingsOnly #AlsoGrapeJuice #ProofText

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"He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with bread: but he that followeth vain persons is void of understanding." Proverbs 12:11

This proves that anyone who puts tile in his field likes Panera and anyone who follows pastors on Twitter is a fool.

#FollowTheLight #ProofText

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@SeelsorgerLevi Weekly

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

hey CHRISTIANS, how can your BIBLE be TRUE when EVERYONE knows that VIRGINS can't have BABIES????

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"Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck." Song of Solomon 4:9

This proves that incest is allowed.

#SisterMom #UncleBrother #ProofText

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

hey CHRISTIANS, if your BIBLE is TRUE then how come there are people named MATTHEW MARK LUKE and JOHN in the MIDDLE EAST????

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@TheDonStein Gleich

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@MetzUAC1530 He's right, you know.
https://t.co/9ePih0MIYE

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"As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them." Isaiah 3:12a

This proves that kids can be tyrants and women can be pastors.

#MuhPastrix #ProofText

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"As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them." Isaiah 3:12a

This proves that kids can be tyrants and women can be pastors.

#MuhPastrix #ProofText

[March for Life @March_for_Life]

Abortion involves starvation, suffocation, tearing limbs off, and crushing the skull of an innocent unborn child, who can feel pain by 15 weeks gestation.

Abortion is not healthcare.

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"And when the queen of Sheba heard of the fame of Solomon concerning the name of the Lord, she came to prove him with hard questions." 1 Kings 10:1.

This proves that Handel read the Bible.

#HeHadAPrettyGoodHANDLEOnIt #DadJokes #ProofText

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@melissa_land If you need help understanding it, we're around. Congratulations!

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@garonnevik

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@lambeth981 @ElaineFox What a great idea! 😀

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H/T to @writeousluthern for the idea. https://t.co/tCYJxPS3j2

[Ricky Beckett ☦️🎷📚 @orthodoxscribe]

I feel like Isaiah 6:1 is a big youth pastor moment. God be like, "King Uzziah may have died, but do you know who the true King is? Me!"

This is also my suggested "translation" for The Message.

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"In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw also the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up, and his train filled the temple." Is. 6:1

This proves that churches were always intended to be co-located with train stations.

#GrandCentralCathedral #StPennStation #ProofText

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@writeousluthern Thanks for the idea. The Message has got nothing on us. https://t.co/GW4eHPV9L6

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"In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw also the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up, and his train filled the temple." Is. 6:1

This proves that churches were always intended to be co-located with train stations.

#GrandCentralCathedral #StPennStation #ProofText

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@MetalLutherisch This is biblical.

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Pastors, let me know if you need help with your exegesis. I've written over 1 sermon in my life and I know 7 Greek words. @chaplainjoel
@craig_donofrio

#καλά #τρία #βιβλίο #φόρεμα #Δευτερα #περιστέρι #άκρο #ProofText