Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA

Washed up D2 QB 🏈 Collin Klien Supporter 🦄 Coors Light drinker 🍻 Farmer 👨🏿‍🌾

[Butch “Phantom” Van Durlin, MBA @ButchVanDurlin]

Co-worker just showed me the essay he texted his Fiancée about how to lose the 45 pounds she has gained since they first met. She hasn’t responded in 2 hours. He’s sweating it

Safe to say no work will be getting done this afternoon

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@BigTay667 @uwishitwasbbl #unemployed

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@richardciderbox Phantom got in his first 2 months before he turned 23

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Felt inspired to drop this! #HappyHumpday

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@BrynnForbes11 Got the same one. What a blessing

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@RyPassle Coming home from Church on a Sunday and smelling that brings joy to my soul

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@jitLyang21 I got more than a few buddies who #🪵

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@Bubba_Ray_Tater Looks like you would enjoy listening to Logan Ryan Band!

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Coworker was confused why I was working from home. #SeanSucks

[Richard @Law_Hawg]

My man’s never been to Arkadelphia.

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@RandyHarrisIII This is worse than reading pro Karmelo Anthony tweets

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@cagslover Bill Self makes this list irrelevant

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Accidently matched on hinge with a girl that only has one leg. Face card clears but has a metal leg. @MurrayHillGuy1 what’s the play here?

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@00JimmyT Been wearing consistently since ‘16.

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@JaquariusBatt Is that a cast iron sear I’m seeing?

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@StuartC1178 Go Cats as always!

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@PhilCleansPipes Feels like 2014 the way everyone on here is #Twinning

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@erniefnsherman Is this stolen valor?

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@BoChampRMFW The type of thing dreams are made of

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@uwishitwasbbl Cinnamon twists

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For this #TacoTuesday I’ll tell everyone who comments what Taco Bell menu item I associate with them!