Crichton The Butler

I am an aged Butler at the Palacial Manor to his Lordship Col and Lady Lynnie in the Scottish Highlands. my Alpacas are my pals.I love rock and Primordial 🤘🏻

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

A very merry Christmas to you and the family from me and the alapacas at the dormitory within the grounds of the palatial manor shorty young sir 🎅🏻🍻

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@hughjarsol @RadioPrudhoe But the alpacas love it, they settle down much quicker when they hear it, could get a tad rowdy at the palatial manor now they know shorty is on and no ducktails.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@RadioPrudhoe @hughjarsol I do miss ducktails😪

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@RadioPrudhoe It's ok Mr shorty sir, Steve Hay who quite likes Rush, the leader alpaca took control of said telephonic device and called a just eat delivery from the local off licence and used all the credit up.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@RadioPrudhoe The alpacas would quite like to tell Mr shorty how happy they are to hear his tones and tunes again. I am quite scared as one of them has credit on his mobile telephonic device

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@RadioPrudhoe Mr shorty sir the alpacas were wondering if they could possibly hear any Pantera as the one barred heating device in the dormitory is very intermittent and we need to open up a pit to keep warm, his lordship @hughjarsol hasn't paid the lecky again.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@hughjarsol @PrimordialRadio yes yes hallo there your lordship and Mr moose sir. Yes I am looking forward to the festival as I haven't been to one since Woodstock back in 196something. I do hope the Alapacas don't lead miss @LynneyPinnie astray again.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@Bl8nkp8ge Defo the mrs🤣🤣

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@tedrockshow morning Ted from myself and the Alpacas. Thank you for the yard that has been. You have made the dormitory rock with tuneage and laughter. Steve Hay the lead alpaca who quite likes Rush has followed through with laughing so hard on a few occasions. Merry Xmas Ted

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@hashtagwilbert Ach well nothing a good scrub with a wire brush and dettol can't cure.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@hashtagwilbert Oh I don't know. It has been growing on me over the past wee while. Oh well its Jethro tull night in the dormitory later with a drop of his lordships famous rum😉

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@hashtagwilbert Well yes you never know what might be around the corner if I make it around the bend that is. Oh wait I suppose I'm already around the bend with that pesky Steve Hay who actually quite likes Rush and his shenanigans.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@tedrockshow Enjoy Dublin young Ted sir. I remember many years ago before I was a butler being there and having many wild nights with the ahy-rish-woom-uhn. Ohbyes, wild nights indeed. Ah the memories of years gone. Have a pint of the black stuff on me and the alpacas.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

Many happy returns of the day from me and the boys your lordship. The alpacas had got you a lovely gallon of rum but apparently they were up with @tedrockshow and his boom room until 3am. I'm sure it will make a good water container or ornamental display thing🤔

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@primordialradio @missbarkel #freespinfriday can we have Lawnmower deth and Satan's trampoline for Steve Hay who actually quite likes Rush as the long grass he is so fond of has been cut. He is not amused and won't need a session after all Juls. He has his trampoline now though🤘

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@missbarkel @tedrockshow @LynneyPinnie Does this mean that he needs some of the therapy that @tedrockshow said you are now doing. He can pay in Hay and a bag of carrots. It's a troubling time at the palatial manor with all this going on you see.

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@missbarkel @tedrockshow Yes hahallo aunt debarkel. Steve Hay who actually quite likes Rush has taken to running through the very long grass on a frequent basis. He always has a smile on his face and lady @LynneyPinnie always wonders why she has a 5 legged Alpaca when she sees him without her glass's on

[Crichton The Butler @ButlerCrichton]

@Moose_Rocks Double whammy there mr moose sir and it looks beautiful 😎