𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽

"You Are Not Alone, I Imagine You Will Never Be Again.” RP 21+

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

❛ʏᴏᴜ sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴜɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʏ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ.❜

⇋ Pєииуωσятн ⇌

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[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

He’s smoking behind the manor, what a day.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

His name is Gary

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

The butler is about to show off his cock

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

He’s absolutely out of it. Happy new year

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

He’s covered Thanksgiving and Christmas. You can all do as you please for New Years, he’s getting fucked up.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

“Merry Christmas to all.”

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

Oh.. so you can have relationships with your enemies but I can’t meet someone?

He’s very popular at the bingo halls all the women there find him very attractive.

[Bruce Wayne || The Bat @yourbatsy]

I'm going to start crying --

Why is this happening ---

You shouldn't be trying to seduce anyone Alfred 🤧🤧😣

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

Pouring tea seductively #SeductiveSundayᅠᅠ

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

Christmas dinner won’t be interrupted this year. He’ll personally deal with anyone who tries to ruin it.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

He’s still wrapping presents.. this might be worse than being kidnapped.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts “I had to catch him red handed.”
He’d have his back to her as he prepared her tea carefully but quickly as always.

“I admit it’s taken some guilt off my own shoulders now that you know. Having to lie about his whereabouts to you was necessary but not what I wanted to do.”

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

“Oh, what did he do to earn that?”
He’d glance at the carpet with a raised brow. The way it was vacuumed told him an expert had not done it.

Maybe this was a punishment for him not Bruce.

[𝗩𝗜𝗥𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗔 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗦. @alluringpotts]

She nodded with a smile spreading over her face. “Of course, but I might’ve made Bruce clean the house as a punishment just to let you know. . . I’m not sure he did a great job at it.”

[𝗩𝗜𝗥𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗔 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗦. @alluringpotts]

@ButlerLikeASir

This is Pepper and Alfred.

https://t.co/wz7RjAXTJs

[Bıαncα Steeplechαse™ @ThrillKiller_]

Prᥱsᥱᥒtιᥒg
ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴊ𝑜ᴋᴇʀ

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@KxteKxne Maybe he should knock before entering the Batcave.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

POV you’re an intruder in the Batcave this is the last thing you see before the shotgun comes out.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts “Well we must try to stay as positive as possible. Dwelling on the darkness won’t help any of us, does Bruce know?”

He wondered if she’s the first she’s told or if Bruce told her. He had to find it out on his own.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts escort her to the kitchen.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts “I don’t think this is the kind of thing to end.”
Not until Bruce had died which he always hoped against, he’d come close too many times.

“I’ve tried to talk him out of all of this many times.. come, let me make you some tea.”
He’d lightly put a hand on her back to gently +

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts “The less you know about these things the safer you are.”
He tried to assure her this was all in her best interest, a small smile on his lips as his hand went to her shoulder.

“I’m sorry you had to find any of this out.”
He’s more worried for her safety than ever before.

[𝒜𝓁𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒫𝑒𝓃𝓃𝓎𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽 @ButlerLikeASir]

@alluringpotts With how dangerous the life of Batman was it was best not to know anything. Truthfully Alfred didn’t find out till after the first year of his crusading.

“Virginia.. some things aren’t spoken about for good reason.”
He knows she knows by the tone in her voice.