HORRIBLE SCENES IN MINEHEAD
Schadenfreuch FC have used witch craft. They have put a spell on their striker to make him half invisible. During the game the invisible man scored 4 goals. The Butlins AFC players and fans have walked out in protest.
We have reported the team.
What a result in Minehead. We defeat our rivals 5-3 in the last match of the series, which makes us champions by 2-1. Incredible goals from Beano Tyler and Max helped us win this vital game.
Thank you to all our fans who watched tomight.
Bridge Warriors cannot handle us.
First leg of our friendly against to Bridge Warriors FC goes to the away side 6-2.
Butlins done well to achieve a draw just before extra time after conceding in the first minute.
The Butlins players had a stinker in extra time and let the opposition score 5 goals. We are 💩
2025 years ago Jesus was born. His father the man upstairs was the man who instructed John Jones in the Minehead Caverns to create Butlins AFC.
Happy birthday Jesus, pints on Ethan. You and you old man are always welcome at our club.
Merry Christmas, Happy Bodhi day and happy hanukkah one and all.
Butlins are returning better than ever. As a result of the influx of oil money we have upgraded to new gen consoles and will accept any friendly matches from any worthy opponents.
The world has beens saved
tter late than never!
Last seasons player of the year was Beano. He had an incredible season this past year. He also picked up the Ballon Dor back earlier this year.
The mentality monster award went to Ethan Hopkins. 🧑🦰
And last but least Dogzie won most improved player.
Another win under our belt after we defeated a team 4-3 in a tight game that went down to the wire. Goals from the likes of the legendary Beano helped keep us undefeated on Butlins AFC’s special day
A great anniversary match
We smashed LCCFc 4-1 with a stunning finish from our star in the midfield Beano to put us in the lead and fill our players with passion and remind them of what it means to play for Butlins. An icon
Happy Birthday Butlins x
2 years ago today
On this exact date in 2023 history was made.The great @AfcButlins found a message from god deep in the Minehead caves and the message told him to create Butlins AFC,the greatest club ever
Butlins AFC was founded later that day.
2 year anniversary match tonight
WE WON A GAME
The pope channeled his holy energy into the Butlins AFC team. We were 5-1 up just after half time then the opposition players forfeited the match.
Us at Butlins would like to thank god for painting a mural on the side of our east stand.
You will be missed
Tonights kick of delayed due to a rascal pitch invading whilst shouting anti-pope propaganda. We are currently waiting for our stewards to do their jobs and but the man in the cage. Where he will die…
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
We learnt of the passing of The Pope Francis. The Ex player died outside the Vatican Primary school.
He will placed in the Butlins cemetery next to our old Saudi Owner
Tonight the Minehead fortress is hosting a memorial game in his honour.
RIP in pieces
We are sorry for a player’s words. A Butlin’s player who shall remain nameless have repeatedly insulted fellow players and our fans
Sorry Morgan. Being gay is okay
BUTLINS OWN HAARB FC
Butlins put in 3 star performances tonight to beat Haarb Fc 2games to 1.
We only lost that one game because Beano had a vision of Paul breach in the crowd during a penalty, so he naturally went to boot the ball at him.
Cain is a loser