Vigo the Carpathian

Sorrow of Moldavia

[Vigo the Carpathian @Butnertown]

Not to brag, but I’ve been selected by Twitter to answer a few quick questions for a survey. #blessed

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@KrisJenkinsJr1 @JeremyAdamRoss Almost forgot how sassy Paul Bunyan was

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My top three favorite bands, in no particular order, are all Hoobastank. #FreeSpeech

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#AaronRodgers taking a lot of shots tonight, in stark contrast to what he did during the COVID-19 pandemic. #MNF

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I don’t see no dang eclipse. Looks like the weather guys got it wrong again.

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@3YearLetterman Grecian formula was actually invented by John Stamos, a true American.

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It ain’t easy being the Sorrow of Moldavia. So much sorrow.

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@jtuckermartin Quality exchange.

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Good job by Mat Ishbia to draw that foul. #spartandawg #NBAPlayoffs2023

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@DavewithTurbos @3YearLetterman Clearly Dane is a good sport who knows when he has encountered a greater man. Hats off, Don!

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How many times does Steph need to do this before ppl give him his due as an all-time great?? #NBAPlayoffs

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@timeforjaya After corrupting him no less

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@timeforjaya Can’t believe you misspelled Frasier so badly

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@DR__Inferno @greg16676935420 Hate to call you out, but it’s Steve JOBES. The s is silent.

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@greg16676935420 @3YearLetterman Necessity invented your mother.

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Bought a 250 horsepower motorboat. Imagine my disappointment when I got it out on the lake and discovered horses can’t swim.

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MOM: Stay completely still, honey. Breathe. Cover your genitals.

KID: There are so many sequins! I can see them reflecting onto the walls.
https://t.co/byOjaLkupp

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@therealgoochy Thank YOU.

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Playoff. Basketball. #NBAPlayoffs

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Where does it end?

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Damn, U. S. college hockey has come a long way over the years. What a game. #NCAAFrozenFour