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[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

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[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

The Most Useful (and Useless) Consumer Robots of the Last Four Decades https://t.co/eW5NEsvnX3

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

sucky suck ass

[Samantha Cristoforetti @AstroSamantha]

#BigPicture of #London 🇬🇧 When taking pictures of Earth, I like to aim for some interesting characteristics & looking at cities more closely, there are lots of details to discover 😉 Zoom in! Ingrandisci per vedere Londra in dettaglio! #MissionMinerva
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[SEXTECH.CO.UK @SEXTECHUK]

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[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

I smell civil unrest.

It won’t be long before people are taking to the streets.

#EnoughlsEnough

[Enough is Enough @eiecampaign]

“Starving people is a political choice.”

“You’ve decided that the current plan isn’t enough, I disagree.”

One of our supporters in Durham confronts MP @RicHolden about his government’s failed response to the cost-of-living crisis.

#EnoughlsEnough

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Will you have to feed your pets to your family? 🔥🐶🔥

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

@brokenbottleboy He mumbled.

It sounded like a promise.

Then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped.

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

The other half:

*hits blunt*

“Sorry, what was the question again?”

[Forbes @Forbes]

Half Of Americans Think Cannabis Has A Negative Effect On Society https://t.co/RD8hvgJCwZ by @WillYakowicz

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

🚨 This 85 year old Lambeth tenant has MUSHROOMS growing in their kitchen cupboards after first reporting a leak to Lambeth Council over 2 years ago. They have said they also have a slug infestation.

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Plenty of tenants (largely private ones) daren’t report sub-standard living conditions lest their landlord increase their (likely already extortionate) rent.

So we live in squalor.

Grateful we have somewhere to live at all.

[KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner @Kwajotweneboa]

To the left of the picture you can see a slug below the mushroom 🍄.

Unfortunately the elderly and less tech savvy tenants will be the ones suffering the most. They are forced to exist and live in squalor whilst being ignored.

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

While you’re at it, please also take a break from pumping raw sewage into our rivers.

Actually just stop it altogether.

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Please take a break from placing the responsibility for your terrible infrastructure and lack of investment on your customers.

Fix your pipes. Build reservoirs.

A quarter of your water is wasted through leaks.

Your customers’ hosepipes aren’t the issue here.

[Thames Water 💧 @thameswater]

Please take a break from using your hosepipe to help rivers recover during this dry spell.
You may have read about hosepipe bans in the news. We can get through this by working together, fixing leaks, and saving every drop at home.

Find more guidance at https://t.co/v68RLJ1ze9

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Yes, absolutely condemn all death threats received by authors.

Simultaneously, we should condemn the threats and violence towards trans people those same authors encourage and exacerbate.

No one should fear for their lives for simply existing.

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Is ‘sword violence’ a euphemism?

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

City's only gay bar says police are trying to 'crucify' them after drugs and sword violence reports https://t.co/ByqDfhGzlU

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

They’re all a bunch of cunts.

All of them.

[The Guardian @guardian]

Tory leadership: Truss receives boost as former minister defects from Sunak camp – UK politics live https://t.co/FPXT1EK0oa

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

You could’ve said National Treasure, or megastar, or anything.

You chose national sweetheart.

Weird choice.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Olivia Newton-John: Australia mourns a national sweetheart https://t.co/WAQtYKLJO8

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Surely they can’t put *everyone* in jail for not paying their bills?

Can they?

[The Guardian @guardian]

UK energy bills forecast to hit £4,266 from January https://t.co/PtnrOUgaAl

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

Nasty stuff.

Nasty bigoted stuff.

If you had a valid point to make you wouldn’t need to hide it among thinly veiled homophobia.

[jojo77 @other_mrs]

Describing Owen Jones to someone of advancing years who I didn’t think was down with the minutiae of left wing political journalism. His response: “Is that that prick from the Guardian who thinks he’s the only gay in the village?”

Me: “ahh you’ve heard of him then.”

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Butros @ButrosButrosK]

@IanDunt Aspiration means choking