Butt Hurt

Buford Tyrell (Butt) Hurt, Sports Writer - Hype + FANtasy = Hopes + Dreams Crushed - #Auburn #Arkansas #USC This means YOU. NO Affiliation w/@CecilHurt

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

#RIPCecil You will be missed.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

@finebaum The only block Jim has is sitting on top of his neck.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

#thatswhatshesaid

[Brianna🏈 @brianna4lers]

It’s Najee not Najay. It’s really not that hard.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Bold prediction of UNC winning the coin toss. #ACC

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

It’s ok Clemson, UNC will make the ACC proud tomorrow. 😬

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

BREAKING: Word has it after today's performances by #NotreDame and #Clemson, @ESPN will be requesting the #ACC Commissioner rebate @ESPN for funding the #ACCNetwork.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

#LSU fans lining up to buy my painting of that 57 yard Field Goal.

Here’s a preview.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Never in my life seen someone so excited to be part of the crowd.

I guess I know who'll I'll be picking last in dodgeball.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

That's how some feel about living at home in their 30's.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Might be one way to get him out of his mother's basement.

[Tide🥋 @TideGP]

We all love #Football 🏈. It’s not just a team sport, but it’s about individual achievement too. 👍🏻

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

#Clemson #nuffsaid

[Shawn Shade @RealShawnShade]

Don't worry @ClemsonTigers, I saved the video 🤙🐓
#SpursUp #ClemsonCringe

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

This is why breast feeding and proper nutrition are so very important early in life to develop healthy brains.

My money's on bottle-feeding here.

Or long term use of meth.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

#Beef. It's what's for dinner.

[Texas Platinum @TexPlatinum]

185 days until Longhorn Nation welcomes LSU to DKR 🤫 #HookEm

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Worst day of the year for #FarmersOnly hook-ups.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

BREAKING: Gus Malzahn files appeal with #SEC, #NCAA stating "I didn't know this was an option..."

[Cole Cubelic @colecubelic]

BOLD recruiting tactic to hold it in Bryant-Denny

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Probably because your mommy wouldn't sign the permission slip.

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Gotta be because of the metal detectors.

#JailLife

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

Yes, well, you see Danny, it was a Playoff Game.

While I realize you've never actually participated in one, you should realize these games in particular are kind of important.

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

Oh my goodness....it's real. We are in the middle of a government shutdown and this is what we have going on????

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

I wouldn't be too impressed. At least one of those on that list still lives with his mommy.

[Greg Byrne @Greg_Byrne]

Didn't look at @Twitter last night. Saw this list from @BryanPassink this AM and was thoroughly entertained w/the responses.

Not often you get listed w/@ClubProGuy, @BhamFoodie, the AL Sportswriter of the Year - @CecilHurt, & many other Twitter greats all in one tweet. 💪🏽😄

[Butt Hurt @ButtHurt6]

I need what this trans-gender is drinking.