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@BenedickUSA @nhannahjones Such a shame, she needed to listen to you, put down her drum set, and listen to her daughter. 😔

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@JollyWangcore Check your battery. I had one swell up and put pressure on the keyboard causing certain keys to act like they were being pressed. Luckily the battery didn't catch fire.

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@DeityOfAmok @SanBekaROck I'd jump in, grab the body and both of us would be swept downstream to the next bridge where the current pulls me under the water and entraps me in debris. My corpse would eventually break free and some other brave foolish man would jump in to retrieve me...

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@CryptoOnlyCoims Noooo! With that much fun and laughter they’d steal all our women. 😭

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@AncapTruth11 @its_The_Dr I’d probably yell at her and ground her due to the panic attack and anger I’d feel seeing this and thinking about how much worse it could have played out. Then once I stopped having big boy feelings, I’d apologize and say how proud I am she stood up and defended her friend.

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@AlmaMaito You left out the part where the AI translation used racist and homophobic slurs. They’re really going to regret terminating your employment once we all start complaining to customer service.

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@Acyn @travis_view

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@robinhoodjr24 @ZaraRahim @EmmaVigeland Bert and Ernie are just roommates! 😡

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@CantEverDie I like my ultra-homo milk. It doesn’t spoil for several months. 🥰

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@esjesjesj Because Elon made it so if you don’t use the n-word, you don’t gain traction or followers.

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@gregkellyusa Yes Greg, there’s no statute of limitations for such a crime. As it should be. Why do you ask? Unless you’ve got a past that you’d like to remain history…

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@Badatnames55 @Xaviette2002 @CantEverDie Nah, just a cog in the machine. Work long enough and you’ll see things that haunt you. People exploited and abused, food and material tossed away in perfect condition, lives cut short for stupid and preventable reasons. If not, then you’re not working or keeping your eyes shut.

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@LastLifeCrisis @actingliketommy That’s a long distance defibrillator. Allows you to restart a man’s heart from 30 feet away. Unfortunately it can cause rashes and bruising, but nothing a little makeup won’t fix. It’s a legal loophole for reviving a patient who has a DNR.

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@RatboneDev @actingliketommy But if we raise minimum wage that pretzel will cost $7.10. Because more people will buy more pretzels and Aunt Anne’s supply chain would get more efficient with economy of scale and provide more jobs per unit product. And the shareholders would see a higher return and…

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@actingliketommy Not bad if you’re a cow… Kinda scary if you own beef cattle. With any product, as the price increases, so does the risk of theft and physical harm. So then you gotta spend more on security and the price increases further. Almost as if minimum wage is a prevention for something..

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@theserfstv Look if I had a surprise debate with Sam Seder, I’d probably be showing all my bros that I still have a twig and berries, despite how quickly I ran away and how much I cried.

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@RedPillMediaX As a Russian citizen living in Russia, I believe we owe reparations to Ukraine and will not be voting for Putin in the next election as he would never risk his life for Russia. 🇷🇺

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@sireilisa I dunno, let’s finish these cigarettes and walk over and ask him. Unless you’re in a hurry…

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@oldboy_1979 @CHBAF Thanks you two for babysitting on such short notice. Y'all make being a single parent bearable.