Jakey

hairless animal enthusiast #glizzygate

[Jakey @Butt_Butt_]

If reincarnation is real, PLEASE let me become the bus driver in this exact situation

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[𝑮uigo ★ @ngnsboy]

My pussy is throbbing in ways it never has before i feel like if I went into the sea right now the vaginal vibrations coming from me would cause a tsunami

[⛥𝔦𝔡𝔪𝔞𝔯 @AidmarMermaid]

Katya’s scene on #Hacks! I couldn’t have been more excited for this, so proud of her.

[✨ 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓁𝓎✨ @ungildedWings]

THEY REALLY DROPPED THE DEAN, CAS, SAM OUT TAKE?????????

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Just got accepted for a junior position on the leveraged finance team at JP Morgan

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

i was so born in the right era

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

shabbat shalom niggas where the milkers at

[julie @kittvnc]

i’m at the most fuckable time in my life and the only thing fucking me is depression

[mr. aslan 🏳️‍🌈 @tgcfied]

during your yaoi reading journey you reach a point where you just become comfortable with the fact that youre going to hell

[nids ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @nidsreya]

lord forgive me

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

of course she was pulling she was the only bitch in bikini bottom with a perfectly toned 613 cunty bob with bang

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

I refuse to ever lose a single pound using Ozempic or Chinese peptides.

If I want to lose weight I'll do it the way God intended — abusing stimulants and cocaine.

[yumi🌺 i miss ronal @txampaytirea]

im over here kicking my feet and smiling with teeth

[miia @miiagarro]

men are soo hot. i wish they were good people

[Lari 𖧷 @neytirisa]

LORD HAVE MERCY

[eva ༄ @fullvoided]

This is absolutely insane

[puppi @n0tpuppi]

i have a body meant to be man handled and tossed around, and here i am unhandled and not tossed..