Hello. I am Barry Oners, Creator, Owner, CEO, CFO, CTO and summer intern of the ORIGINAL $Buttcoin meme 15+ years ago.
I created the https://t.co/7QposD9r9h and https://t.co/y4JDfUQvX9 websites, I made the @Buttcoin Twitter account and I created the /r/Buttcoin subreddit.
This is the only token that has ever gotten and WILL ever get my approval. Period.
I have posted proof and screenshots on all my socials. These accounts have never been sold or given away to anyone other than myself, I have always maintained control.
Thank your for your attention to this matter
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3rd re-up on this @Shillz_Official campaign!
Another 40k $Buttcoin loaded up and available for anyone submitting high quality content! Keep in mind you get paid in Buttcoin tokens so as the price rises, your posts are more valuable!
Check the quoted post for how to get started.
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DOUBLE-CHEEKED UP $BUTTCOIN DCA … FRIDAY??
My bad, I had my days mixed up and forgot to do my regular Thursday DCA. I woke up a bit past midnight in a cold sweat and decided to do it now. Threw in a little extra to celebrate the US 250th birthday tomorrow.
Onward and upward!
Bitcoin and Buttcoin have long been interwined. Like a cosmic Yin and Yang, like Peanut Butter and Chocolate, like Redman and Method Man, you couldn't have one without the other. As Bitcoin grew and coiners stepped out from their mom's basement into the dank light, so too did Buttcoin's cheeks grow with them.
$Buttcoin is the beta, the one true lineage from which all crypto comedy derives. Every meme, every shitcoin, every Doge and Whale and Testicle, can trace their roots back to Buttcoin.
When Satoshi's Sourceforge page was hacked, who's name was placed at the top? Buttcoin.
When Butterfly Labs, the largest crypto miner seller at the time, sought to shut down negative reviews of their shitty fire hazards, who's site did they buy out? Buttcoin.
And when a journalist reached out on a hit piece to try and tear down a beautiful community, who's Founder and CEO, Mr. Barry Oners, sent that journalist Goatse? Buttcoin.
You can't have one without the other. Buttcoin is the one genesis with which all others aspire to be.
- B. Oners, Founder and CEO of Buttcoin
Ya know, with a website older than Coinbase, an X account older than Ansem and a crypto meme older than Doge, does that make $Buttcoin the first KOL? 🤔