Dorris

how long are you supposed to defrost chicken for?

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@RightPulseNewss Don’t even know who he is but he’s blowing up my feed.

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@ElephantSignal Who the fuck is Charlie Kirk?

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@TeamYouTube You refused to send them a counter proposal and are openly discriminating against a smaller media company. You owe them a counter response so an amicable deal can be reached by 9/30. Ball is in your court. #boycottyoutubetv

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@YouTubeTV keep Monumental Sports Network on! I am done with YouTube TV if you drop D.C. sports. Don’t even test me, I’m Wild!!!

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@littlecaesars Who could hate @littlecaesars ?!?! You guys give the best diarrhea 😋

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@Elishabenabuya I wish someone could do that to my coochie. Looks identical to the old wallet :/ #wornout

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@littlecaesars Ice water. Best tasting thing in there.

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@EamonJavers That’s how my mother thought me about intercourse

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@Alwaleed_Talal @elonmusk @Twitter @Kingdom_KHC Same

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@JaniceDean Not as awful as those Catholics. What those priests do to those little boys is horrendous!!!

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@LaurainMarkham @IAmTopherTwo @probheardright @DrRichardK_CMH @MightyFetta @broot16 @rivera @Airbnb Ain’t that the truth my guy. Some of the most sensitive people out there are men. “What?! I have to get the Faucie ouchie?!?! Mommy haaalp!!!” And if they don’t get their way, they block the Highway with semi trucks 🙄 . It’s preschool all over again just with bearded men

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@IAmTopherTwo @probheardright @DrRichardK_CMH @LaurainMarkham @MightyFetta @broot16 @rivera @Airbnb Wow someone’s a little salty aren’t they :/ take the sack out of your mouth and maybe that’ll help. Come back to Dorris for more tips and tricks on how NOT to be a smooth brain!!!

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@IAmTopherTwo @probheardright @DrRichardK_CMH @LaurainMarkham @MightyFetta @broot16 @rivera @Airbnb Ignorant?!? I’ve had 6 Covid booster shots I think that makes me the furthest thing from ignorant. Keep your fake news to yourself!!!!

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@rivera @Airbnb Normalize sending our toddlers into strangers houses unsupervised!!! We need to block the beltway until the rest of ‘merica aligns with us!!! Who’s throwing a temper tantrum?!?! NOT ME OKAY DISMANTLE THE GOVERNMENT YERRRRRRRR

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@probheardright @DrRichardK_CMH @IAmTopherTwo @LaurainMarkham @MightyFetta @broot16 @rivera @Airbnb It’s a fucking BB gun, they could just get over it.

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@DrRichardK_CMH @MightyFetta @broot16 @rivera @Airbnb Completely agree. The last air bnb I brought my children to they found used water baloons and started blowing them up. Turned out to be condoms from the previous guests. Always keep an eye on those lil rascals!!!

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@CaityNeill @PolyandS @rivera @Airbnb You could have gotten a cheaper piercing at Claire’s. That’s where I got my clit done when I was 6.

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Fuck. Does anyone know how to delete tweets? Thought I was using my hey Google 🙄

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Hey Google show me vibrating bidets for sale

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Hey Google, can you get chlamydia from a bidet?