the anticrust

If you have a cat I will love your cat more then our friendship.

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

@rejectedjokes not to call you out or anything but you look like this picture of young Leon Trotsky

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

Im bad at https://t.co/tNy97yevND! #slitherio

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

@me

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

I have nothing genuine to be sad about. I'm literally fine

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

I'm so depressed!!! Isn't that new

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

*me, eating dairy*
I'm gonna feel terrible later
*me, later*
Terrible

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

Dear god, I love banana bread. Goodbye

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

Sometimes I go into work with more pizza in my spirit than pizza in the stove

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

What up twitter im back

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

*me, rinsing out my mouth with cola*
"Why are my teeth rotting out of my head?" I don't get it

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

@McDonalds start having shakes in the morning like come on

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

@MaqueMathison I AM SO HAPPY

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

Mom I want my money please wake up

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

My mom told me we were gonna go do things then laid down and fell asleep on the couch.

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

" I got a mushroom, I'm happy"

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

I just sneezed and my great uncle said "bless you my child" very softly

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

*grandpa pulls out flip phone*
"How do I play the alpaca world"

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

Dear everyone, don't take lyrics from songs and say you made them up yourself by signing your name at the bottom that's stealing thx bye

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

"Alyssa your grades are low, what's going on?"
I don't do my homework cause I'm to busy writing alien theories

[the anticrust @ButterCreamYoko]

I honestly didn't really think I would make it this far in life but here I am. A small star child doing my best