Alex Breland

from the perspective of a guy talking to a butter face girl

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@SoleFood #1738

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I'm thinking did he not listen to his moms when he was young don't be silly wrap your willy

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She always saying all doods is the same they start disappearing when it's time to get serious about our relationship

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These paper she turned in sounding like something I would of wrote in the 2nd grade I took a glance at the grade and of course it's an A

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She say she want somebody that's faithful under my breath I'm like ain't nobody faithful to a thottie

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My homie said he hit it raw and now he burnin I laugh a little then I'm like you better go to the clinic

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

She showing me these papers she turned in and as I'm reading this I'm thinking she had to a F on this

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So I put some extra thought into it and I'm like the professor gotta be hitting that it's the only way she passing

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She asked why I keep saying I don't love no thotties when she start talking about love

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I'm thinking ain't no way she passing British lit especially since she only been in class once

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

It would be an understand statement to say shawty was dumb as a brick but she still passing British lit

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

I was kinda dumbfounded at first when we had our first conversation

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I felt accomplished at first when she said I could hit it until my homie ask who you know that ain't hit it

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

When you see her you like yea she gotta be a prostitute

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

Its amazing how she thinks these doods really love her but they really just like knowing they got a piece of that wavy figure

[Alex Breland @ButterFaceGirls]

It's crazy how I'm staying up writing these 20 page papers for British lit and I'm barely getting a b - but she barely turned in 3 and got A

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Her wavy figure got me saying things like I love you .... 💀💀

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She think she my main but she really just my thottie

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She not to pretty in the face but she super thick... I'm just thinking with the wrong head