cotton-mouth joe

I’m just tryna be a fairy king 🍄

[Qing Meow 🌙 @Moonbae222]

You just need to invite an autistic over to sort them. Literally foaming at the mouth thinking of doing this.

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

Drake

[Jenna @JennaRivass]

*40 years ago I went running on a stormy day and a tree fell on me. I responded to this incident by suing the home owner and tees trimming company. Then proceeded to become governor and pass a law to make it illegal for Texans to sue in the same way I made my millions*

[Awesombrosos @TheAwesombroso]

This is Mexico's first ever stop motion feature film, and we can't wait for the world to see what we did 💙🤍✨

[NuuYawkerr @NuuYawkerr]

I feel like this is the heartbreaking moment when I remind folk that the creator of CAPTCHAs is also a co-founder of DuoLingo.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m never going to experience the same type of happiness i felt during these years and i’m not even joking like you really wouldn’t understand unless you were there 😭

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sorry I just learned that the bean has only been in chicago since 2004? I don’t know why but being older than the bean does not feel correct to me. the bean feels eternal. I thought she had always been there. my entire world is shaken

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit

[SuspiciouslyBusty 🥖🌹🏳️‍⚧️🍉ΘΔ @TheBustyCryptid]

I can't help but think about this from the bee's perspective. Imagine hobbling away from a permanently crippling injury, wandering a figurative desert chasing illusory food, and then having a paradise built around you for you to live out the rest of your days.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i cant figure out which one is the gay person and which one is the english teacher

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

This is why reporters don't want to speak to the designated spokesperson. They know they'll get a cogent, thorough explanation of what the movement's demands are and that's disappointing for reporters hoping to portray an entitled hateful mob.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Israel and the US political establishment have seriously overplayed their hand and misjudged just how much opposition there would be to their genocide.

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Mx. Inevitable: Cease and De-Cis @MxInevitable]

Thinking about how much money the university spent on trying to make sure this image didn't exist in public so when you share it you're continuing a time honored tradition of not letting people make you forget

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Rewriting the narrative in front of us. Cops destroyed property. Cops broke down doors and windows. Cops are shooting people in the face with rubber bullets. Trespassing and not going to class are by definition not violent. Fuck this loser and all his loser friends!!!

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

This video right here is the finest example of why lawmakers want TikTok banned in America or sold to an American entity.

[Tailtiu @tailtiu0]

every time you start a job and you meet The Gay and you have to figure out whether they are SISTER or ENEMY

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Whole Day I'm F*cking Busy.

[sam / dorian @snailsoob]

im genuinely sobbing at how much this looks like a silent film skit