Kristina Shroyer

Editor, Writer, Defeater of daily chronic pain, Mom...

[Kristina Shroyer @ButterflyKK]

Me: Okay, time to sleep
My brain: How many years is 1001 nights??
**Feverishly begins calculating**

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My son had me open my #MothersDay gift early 🥰 😱🥳 We talked about this pan months ago & I was drooling over it, oh my gosh!! @GordonRamsay @Spines648

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Not intentional! Haha!
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[The Book of Mormon @thebookofmormon]

It does not matter how much you are sick or afflicted.

Whether you are:
- Suffering
- Scared
- Hesitant
- Weak

Come unto Christ.

He is merciful
And He will heal you.

(see 3 Nephi 17:7–9)

Read more: https://t.co/3Ve2BXg2ey

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@avs187 So is this where I make a rude comment about "now I know why I'm getting skinnier!" Hahahaha

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Daniel: mom, do u think god ever came down to earth & smacked a cow? Me: ????

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Apparently that was NOT a piece of green pepper in my red curry! Ouch!!

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Lol, my kids fell asleep at a quarter to 12. So cute!

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James got a job!! Woohoo!!

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We're on our way to Denver!

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Connor just gor done with his very first recital! No mistakes! He did wonderful!

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Should be making dinner, but #livecococam is so addictive!

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Thanks, interesting guy. Come back, you're sorta cute! #livecococam

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That piece of taco meat is driving me crazy! #LiveCocoCam

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@Renanse Hey that's so cool! I love Jeni's face when she cut the cord! Is that 4 tv?

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Ahhhh!!! Stupid ipod & itunes are making me CRAZY!!! Who's the IDIOT who designed this software?!?!

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Hooray for capguns! Lol

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Excuse me if i don't toast u kanye. Good grief, what an awful finale to the vma's!

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Football... All day... *Yawn*

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Can't sleep. Would going for a walk at 3 am be stupid? :p