Butterhands Bob

College tennis player turned mediocre mid-am golfer

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@tuneinnnnn Literally thought the same exact thing this morning. Could play all 3 of southern pines/ mid pines/ pine needles for pretty much the same price

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First Thursday off from work ever and I get randomly paired with an Uncrustable LAB guy. #nothanks

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@RickyPeebs Agreed

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No work tomorrow or Friday means we get back to our roots at the Charlotte muni. Time to #grind

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Never played Minecraft in my life but this Mike Tomlin city is #electric

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Why the heck do people dress like that to go to a rave? #weird

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@skydogprincess Good old Publix?

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@TailingChanzy Right now with Coen he’s playing like he’s top 5. Guy was thrown out to the wolves in the Urban/Dougie P years

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Can we get Roddick on the call tonight with Fowler instead of stinky McEnroe

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Shelton/Alcaraz absolutely massive match for American tennis and not going on until after 11 pm on a Tuesday #criminal

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@tarheelpete Let’s ride

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Middle seat with 300 lb whale next to me on flight this morning. Gritty start to the weekend

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See ya Charlotte. Bob heading up to Hamptons for the first time. No golf, strictly business. #beers

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Thank you Gael Monfils. Absolute legend

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Get Naomi Osaka off my TV

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Why is something considered “west coast” just because it has an avocado on it? #curious

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@tarheelpete

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@tarheelpete @PootieLoops @leftyzag That’s a flagrant 2. He’s outta here

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Tennis playoffs 1st round tonight. Time to #grind